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annabelletx
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i know everyone has an interesting story to tell.
what is the strangest thing you have seen/done at work?
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I saw a coworker getting boinked on a desk when I came in at 7am on a sunday morning to pick up some papaers. Still gives me nightmares 
When I was in my early 20's I was working in an office on the first floor with glass windows all around instead of walls. Two guys were facing me from the street and one guy handed another one what looked to be a sawed off shotgun. Passing it one to the other while facing away from the street, but facing me. I was alone in the damn office, and didnt even have keys to shut the door. Even if I could have, the whole fucking place was glass. So I called the cops. They took 45 miuets to shwo up. These dudes hung out there for half hour after I called. It was like they were waiting for them to leave.
Another time I walked into an office building I was purchasing for investment about a week before the closing. I opened the door with the realtor and there will literally a dozen plus guys tearing the place apart for the ciopper piping. It was flooded with water, and human feces all over the place. They were just tossing the stuff into stolen shopping carts and walking 15 blocks to a salvage yard with it back and forth. They did something like 150-200k in damage to steral perhaps 1-2k in metal. It stopped the sale, and I really wanted the building. But even reducing the price I wouldnt have been able to make the payments without tenants moving in on schedule. Cost me a lot of money
When I was in my early 20's I was working in an office on the first floor with glass windows all around instead of walls. Two guys were facing me from the street and one guy handed another one what looked to be a sawed off shotgun. Passing it one to the other while facing away from the street, but facing me. I was alone in the damn office, and didnt even have keys to shut the door. Even if I could have, the whole fucking place was glass. So I called the cops. They took 45 miuets to shwo up. These dudes hung out there for half hour after I called. It was like they were waiting for them to leave.
Another time I walked into an office building I was purchasing for investment about a week before the closing. I opened the door with the realtor and there will literally a dozen plus guys tearing the place apart for the ciopper piping. It was flooded with water, and human feces all over the place. They were just tossing the stuff into stolen shopping carts and walking 15 blocks to a salvage yard with it back and forth. They did something like 150-200k in damage to steral perhaps 1-2k in metal. It stopped the sale, and I really wanted the building. But even reducing the price I wouldnt have been able to make the payments without tenants moving in on schedule. Cost me a lot of money
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Ulcasterdropout
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I had to talk to my boss...I don't talk much. He wanted to know personal stuff. I shut his ass down after about 2.7 minutes. Sucked....
Buddy_Christ
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delivered on the upper deck at work once.
Buddy_Christ
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tiger88 said:
one of the owners of the place (bar/resteraunt) made it his own personal responsibility to clean the bathrooms every morning for the longest time.
2 days later when i went to work again, my gift was gone.
it was solid like a rock too. it could've easily sat there for a week or two before anything seemed strange.
awittyusername
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When I was in high school I worked at a gas station. And, I banged 2 different chicks (at different times) in the cooler.
My friend work across the street at KMart. Everynight after work atleast one of us lined up some girls or a party or something.
Methods of picking up girls at a gas station. (flockgel are you listening?)
1. We had an intercom at the pumps. And, while girls were pumping their gas, I would give them a smooth flirty wave. Then, listen to the intercom for the reaction. Most of the time the girls would say what a jackass, etc. So, I would just be polite when they payed. But, occasionally they would say I was funny, crazy, etc. So, when they walked in I would be like "ladies what are we doing tonight?"
2. If a hot chic (or not so hot) was pumping gas. I would shut off the pump. She would start fumbling around for a few minutes. So, I would roll out there and ask the pretty lady what the problem was. Then, after acting like I knew what I was doing. I would signal the other guy working to turn the pump on.
3. The place also rented movies. So, I would hold back the new releases. And, when girls would ask for them I would build up a little rapport buy sliding them to them. Then, when they came back looking for another movie. I would say that it was at my house and I was going to watch it and tell them they could come over and watch it w/me. (It worked a few times.)
damn, I'm going to apply to get my old job back.
My friend work across the street at KMart. Everynight after work atleast one of us lined up some girls or a party or something.
Methods of picking up girls at a gas station. (flockgel are you listening?)
1. We had an intercom at the pumps. And, while girls were pumping their gas, I would give them a smooth flirty wave. Then, listen to the intercom for the reaction. Most of the time the girls would say what a jackass, etc. So, I would just be polite when they payed. But, occasionally they would say I was funny, crazy, etc. So, when they walked in I would be like "ladies what are we doing tonight?"
2. If a hot chic (or not so hot) was pumping gas. I would shut off the pump. She would start fumbling around for a few minutes. So, I would roll out there and ask the pretty lady what the problem was. Then, after acting like I knew what I was doing. I would signal the other guy working to turn the pump on.
3. The place also rented movies. So, I would hold back the new releases. And, when girls would ask for them I would build up a little rapport buy sliding them to them. Then, when they came back looking for another movie. I would say that it was at my house and I was going to watch it and tell them they could come over and watch it w/me. (It worked a few times.)
damn, I'm going to apply to get my old job back.
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