Two things...
1) "Darlin' if you can get my dick hard, then it's all yours"
Said as he was lying on the bed panting and sweating at the end of a long weekend of continuous fucking that made us so sore that neither one of us could walk.
Give ya'll just one guess as to who got the dick!
2) "Darlin' is this the part where I fall asleep and wake up dreamin' that you're givin' me a blowjob?"
This after 3 hours of fucking that began at 3AM...
My reply? "Don't know sugarplumb. Ya gotta close your eyes and go to sleep first to find out, now don't ya?"
Let him sleep for about 20 minutes, then woke him properly and fucked his brains out for another 30 minutes... Rode him like nobody's business practically grunting at him, 'I wanna make you cum...." the whole time. I am suuuuuuuuch a meany!
*sigh*