What do you usually think about when you're taking a dump?

[biteme]

I just meditate. I won't go into detail.

 

[CFZB]

I read.

thanks for asking?

 

[HS Lifter]

"Hopefully it wont take too many wipes to clean my ass this time".

 

[dirty~d~]

I think about what I ate the day before that would come out that color.



























That wasn't very sexy of me to say, was it?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

usually sexual fantasies or I read some mags.

 

[biteme]

"Hopefully it wont take too many wipes to clean my ass this time".

LOL. Get the flushable wet wipes. I can't believe us americans still clean or ass the old fashioned way. We need those squirt water up your ass toilets.

 

[biteme]

I think about what I ate the day before that would come out that color.



























That wasn't very sexy of me to say, was it?

You're not fooling me. Girls don't poop.

 

[biteme]

usually sexual fantasies or I read some mags.

You still jerk off on the toilet? I graduated from that long ago.

 

[jackangel]

worst thread everuever

 

[slickdadd]

I talk to myself. For instance: "whoa this one kinda hurts," or "hey, that one came out pretty smoothly," and even "is my ass on fire here or what?"

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You still jerk off on the toilet? I graduated from that long ago.

never done it once...

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

lol i take my laptop in there and post one elite.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

what a great idea for a thread. every time someone posts from the toilet, they could bump it.

 

[perkele]

This thread smells like shit.

 

[riverrock]

I laugh at all the Cockney Rhyming Slangs for going for a dunp. You know Cockney Rhyming Slang, where instead of saying the real word, you use a word that rhymes with it instead. So next time your off to have a shit, say "Right guys, I'm off for a Forrest Gump"!!!

 

[Spartacus]

I read consumer reports

 

[i-Supplements]

..finishing.

 

[FreeballinDC]

about how many flushes it will take to get all this out of the bowl.

 

[LoneTree]

I am using my laptop.

 

[Johnnny]

I think about how much better the next relationship will be & think about the mistakes I made & not make them again.

I also think about all the bad things that went on in the relationship, that way you don't feel as bad to let it go.

 

[bluepeter]

Poop.

 

[Moray Muscle]

will i have to break it with a stick before i flush

 

[suk1978]

has my body used all the protein i put in it?

 

[biteme]

has my body used all the protein i put in it?

No. It's a myth.

 

[manny78]

I think about business/money....

 

[Dial_tone]

Metamucil twice a day so it's over so fast I don't have time to think about anything.

 

[theoak01]

I turn on tunes and thats that

 

[KillahBee]

man, if Digger was still around like he used to be this would have been locked before the second post.

 

[rudeboyja]

You're not fooling me. Girls don't poop.

LOL That's what I thought!! sugar & spice & everything nice..

 

[ChefWide]

reading.