What do you usually think about when you're taking a dump?

[Ulcasterdropout]

You still jerk off on the toilet? I graduated from that long ago.

never done it once...

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

lol i take my laptop in there and post one elite.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

what a great idea for a thread. every time someone posts from the toilet, they could bump it.

 

[perkele]

This thread smells like shit.

 

[riverrock]

I laugh at all the Cockney Rhyming Slangs for going for a dunp. You know Cockney Rhyming Slang, where instead of saying the real word, you use a word that rhymes with it instead. So next time your off to have a shit, say "Right guys, I'm off for a Forrest Gump"!!!

 

[Spartacus]

I read consumer reports

 

[i-Supplements]

..finishing.

 

[FreeballinDC]

about how many flushes it will take to get all this out of the bowl.

 

[LoneTree]

I am using my laptop.

 

[Johnnny]

I think about how much better the next relationship will be & think about the mistakes I made & not make them again.

I also think about all the bad things that went on in the relationship, that way you don't feel as bad to let it go.