What do you hoard?

[WoodyO]

Fuckers keep crashing into my hair gotta wash my car too before the damage is permanent.

They are attracted to the smell of Dep and Aqua Net?

 

[Strongbow]

They are attracted to the smell of Dep and Aqua Net?

and ghetto thug cum too, bet a few small colored boys have dropped a load or two in that fucking rat's nest.

 

[Strongbow]

I just basically shit in my pants and locked up my bish ass secretary in my office. What a fucking mess.

 

[WoodyO]

I came in to the office 2 hours late because I passed out on the porch last night and woke up with 2 cats staring at me. Just about gave me a heart attack.

 

[Strongbow]

I came in to the office 2 hours late because I passed out on the porch last night and woke up with 2 cats staring at me. Just about gave me a heart attack.

Nice fucking piss drunk life bro. I like it .

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[dabuffguy]

You guys are rude

 

[WoodyO]

You guys are rude

Lemme hold on to some of that stolen K for you?

 

[WoodyO]

Nice fucking piss drunk life bro. I like it .

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Robitussin and rejection only.

 

[bigbassturd]

My new assistant is teasing the fuck out of me

Bout to be hoarding dead bodies in my office cabinet

 

[miplank]

that never happened