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What do you hoard?

I collect people. I keep them under my house strapped to a bed being fed intravenously with protein powder and medium chain triglycerides.

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Too many suits...Armani and Canali..way too many Burberry clothes and not enough hydros
 
I've got a shit ton of Blurays & DVD's, lotsa guns, a whole fuck-load of high end booze and craft beer & about 100 pairs of socks.
 
I hoard bolts, nuts, washers, stand-offs, etc. etc.

It absolutely drives me nuts to need to put something together or repair something an not have the right hardware. Or to be machining something and not have the hardware to bolt the parts to the fixture.
 
I have many jump ropes...speed ropes, muay thai rope, trick jumping ropes, crossfit ropes, heavy ropes, boxing ropes....I have about 17 or 20 jump ropes

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ha1a1 said:
I have many jump ropes...speed ropes, muay thai rope, trick jumping ropes, crossfit ropes, heavy ropes, boxing ropes....I have about 17 or 20 jump ropes

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sounds gay as fuck to hoard jump rope
 
ha1a1 said:
I have many jump ropes...speed ropes, muay thai rope, trick jumping ropes, crossfit ropes, heavy ropes, boxing ropes....I have about 17 or 20 jump ropes

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Please tell me you don't bring that shit into the gym? I fucking hate when assholes skip rope in between sets in the weight room.
 
WoodyO said:
Please tell me you don't bring that shit into the gym? I fucking hate when assholes skip rope in between sets in the weight room.
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I do not jump rope between sets...sometimes I do kettlebell sets between tho if I am wanting to lean out. I jump rope in circuits..I is cool when I do it...but everyone else is fucken gay faggott

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ha1a1 said:
I do not jump rope between sets...sometimes I do kettlebell sets between tho if I am wanting to lean out. I jump rope in circuits..I is cool when I do it...but everyone else is fucken gay faggott

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You don't even work out
 
Nannnn,

The front of my car is hoarding lovebugs. When the fuck did lovebug season start? :(

You're the only one who can feel my pain! Sulk with me.
 
The crazies actually plan great dates, it's the people the suck.

Only one of the 3 EFers is a full on shitty person. The 2nd just wasn't for me, and we barely dated.

3rd time's a charm. :heart:

Also, STFU. :)
 
AFeedz said:
Nannnn,

The front of my car is hoarding lovebugs. When the fuck did lovebug season start? :(

You're the only one who can feel my pain! Sulk with me.
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lol @ your pathetic lovebug season

We have 3 seasons per year, about a month long each, and you can't see out of your fuckin windshield after about 2 days. Shit takes paint off
 
Hey feedz

Try spraying non-stick oven pan spray on your grill

it won't fuck your paint up and those evil little fucks slide right off when you hose your car down
 
AFeedz said:
The crazies actually plan great dates, it's the people the suck.

Only one of the 3 EFers is a full on shitty person. The 2nd just wasn't for me, and we barely dated.

3rd time's a charm. :heart:

Also, STFU. :)
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You sux at men. Maybe you should eat poosie. I'm sure nan is more masculine than cw. Her cletus is bigger than his pee pee too. She also love you long time.

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Strongbow said:
You sux at men. Maybe you should eat poosie. I'm sure nan is more masculine than cw. Her cletus is bigger than his pee pee too. She also love you long time.

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Continuing to prove you know nothing about CW.
 
I hoard the fuck out of baseball cards

Bet I have 30 grand worth of that shit that I've accumulated over the last 20 years or so.

Got an entire closet full that I'm gonna have to sell or donate or burn soon...

/cool story
 
AFeedz said:
Nannnn,

The front of my car is hoarding lovebugs. When the fuck did lovebug season start? :(

You're the only one who can feel my pain! Sulk with me.
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Fuckers keep crashing into my hair :mad: gotta wash my car too before the damage is permanent.
 
miplank said:
burnt ass food, a messy lawn, and sleepless nights from your cpap machine?
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Nice fucking life

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AFeedz said:
Continuing to prove you know nothing about CW.
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I will admit dating iggy and his 3.5 inch fully erect cyclops must indeed make 5 inches look like a fucking summer sausage. Nice baby dick dating lufe. Tell cdub I said whasup

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WoodyO said:
They are attracted to the smell of Dep and Aqua Net?
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and ghetto thug cum too, bet a few small colored boys have dropped a load or two in that fucking rat's nest.
 
I just basically shit in my pants and locked up my bish ass secretary in my office. What a fucking mess.
 
I came in to the office 2 hours late because I passed out on the porch last night and woke up with 2 cats staring at me. Just about gave me a heart attack.
 
WoodyO said:
I came in to the office 2 hours late because I passed out on the porch last night and woke up with 2 cats staring at me. Just about gave me a heart attack.
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Nice fucking piss drunk life bro. I like it .

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My new assistant is teasing the fuck out of me

Bout to be hoarding dead bodies in my office cabinet
 
No it's still happening. She just told me she's wearing blue lace underwear and that I'm supposed to know what that means
 
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