What do you do when your current g/f or b/f wants to know about your sexual past?

[mrplunkey]

Most people lie their Arses off anyhow about their sexual past. I told my GF that when I was a Hotel Manager 2 years ago I got told by reception that there wasa problem in Room 252. When I went up, 2 women dragged me in for a big orgy!!! She totally believed me even though I was lying like hell to make myself sound good!!!

Haha! I was actually thinking about lying the other way around...

You know, the first time you put her in doggie position, start spanking her ass, then grab her by the head of the hair and cum deep inside her.

Afterward, when you're both collasped on the bed as sweaty wrecks, she'll ask "where did you learn that?". You have two choices...

Answer 1: "Oh, that? Well I started doing that back in highschool and now that's how I ride all my women. I shudder to think how many doggie-style fiends I've created. You'll be spending so much time on your knees that you'll swear your a catholic now."

Answer 2: "I'm not sure what came over me, but boy that sure was intense. You just bring-out the animal in me!"

Guess which one is the right answer? It's the little white lies (or omissions) that make the world go around

 

[needtogetaas]

tell them what they want to here.

 

[EnderJE]

You're not my significant other so I'm not telling.

<scribbles in my book of things to do for next year...>



Can we get the number broken down by male / females?

Yep, there's that line again.

 

[EnderJE]

Most people lie their Arses off anyhow about their sexual past. I told my GF that when I was a Hotel Manager 2 years ago I got told by reception that there wasa problem in Room 252. When I went up, 2 women dragged me in for a big orgy!!! She totally believed me even though I was lying like hell to make myself sound good!!!

You're lying right now about having a GF aren't you?

 

[gabulldogs02]

I'll happily tell someone as much as they'd like to know- but they don't get to be pissy if they don't like the answers.

It's a double edge sword.. You dont tell them then you have something to hide and if you do tell them.. well your screwed there too. I think knowing the # of people each other have been with is the limit and like gymgurl said agree not to talk about it. Cause i cant tell you how many times its gotten thrown in my face.

 

[Gymgurl]

Yep...your out on a date...you see so and so they she knows you have slept with at one time....guess who WON'T get laid that night.....lol

 

[mrplunkey]

Yep...your out on a date...you see so and so they she knows you have slept with at one time....guess who WON'T get laid that night.....lol

Exactly! And if the guy really wants to seal the "no ass" deal, let your ex be standing right there... looking hotter than hell. And then, your current GF asks "do you think she's pretty?".

Correct answer: "She can't hold a candle to you sweetie. You're the bomb."

Wrong answer: "Fucking-a! I miss tapping that ass. Her legs go up to HERE (motion to your neckline) and her ass is like BAM (wave your hands over your ass suggesting a "bubble butt"). Then say "and did you know she used to be a contortionist? She can put her legs behind her shoulderblades!"

It's the innocent little lies that make relationships work IMO!

 

[Cutiebaby]

i tell the truth....why hide it????

 

[Gymgurl]

OMG that is funny but it is SO true if your SO is insecure about anything

 

[Firehawk536]

My fiance and I were totaly honest about our past. She has been with 15 (me being #15) and I have been with 10 (she being #10). She is 37 and I am 30. I think that I am even with her because I have had more partners in my bit of a younger life than she has.
I don't mind about the others nor does she. I wanted a woman with experience. My ex-wife was a virgin (she had a very sheltered life and now lives with her mother again). My fiance and I both agreed to talk about our past and have test done to be sure before intercourse. Even with condoms that we used in the past.
SO, it is better for a relationship to be honest about it. If it bothers them then tell them to fuck off and grow up. There are better people out there.
IT will be better for the both of you in the long run. Hope my 2 cents made sence and helps.