what can i do 2 make my penis bigger ?

[Ercole]

Six inches is about average, as far as I know. Nothing to be ashamed of. Besides, most women aren't just looking for length and bulk. If they were, they'd all be heading for the circus to hook up with a donkey.

Here's some advice from an older guy with experience with various women. Much more important than dimensions is how you treat a woman in bed. Foreplay, touching, kissing the way she likes, listening to her, being considerate and attentive to what she needs and wants ... if you get good at these things, I don't know a woman in the world who would trade you for a two-minute "wham bam thank you ma'am" brother, even if his dick is so big it drags on the ground.

Guys get obsessed with their penis size, the same way women get obsessed with their hair or with their breast size. But it's only one factor that makes a good lover, and the other factors add up to a lot more in the end.

 

[Tigerparks]

I asked my friend (Winston) the very same question when I was your age. I said "Yo Winston, how can I get a dick like yours?"

He said in his thick Jamaican accent: "No problem mon. Tie dis piece of string arooound you're dick and attach a heavy weight to it every morning for an hour. Do da same ting before you go to bed at night for an hour".

2 weeks later he sees me and asks how the 'therapy' is going. "So ave you a dick like me yet?"
"Well sort of" I say, "It's not 9 inches long yet but it is black!"

Mate, take a chill pill. Listen to what Ercole says. A gril ain't never gonna say "Eeewww needle dick" when you drop your pants. Just the same way your not gonna say "Eeeww, skimmed milk titties" when she takes of her bra.

It's not the size of the ocean, its the MOTION of the ocean baby!

 

[madog69]

look at it through a magnify glass problem solved

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Greetings my friend.

Ashamed of your penis? Wish it were just a bit longer?

My associates and I have developed a method far removed from other, less effective methods. Our special exercises will make your size hangups disappear within 2-3 weeks, guaranteed.

Visit our luxurious clinic in the back of the slaughterhouse off route 666. Make yourself comfortable on the butchers table, grab a vial of pig's blood and listen to our muzak.

When the "doctor" performing the surgery is ready, he will come in and talk to you about your preferences and try to make you feel at ease. Then he will, with the aid of an assistant, throw you into a vat of bleach, where he and his helper will throw knives and other assorted metal objects at you, until you show signs of fatigue. From here, attempt to open your now bloody, mutilated eyes and bask in the glory of the compactor used for crushing bones. Marvel as you fall face first into the compactor and smile as your bones crack, your organs rupture and blood runs from your eyes.

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[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Listen Up.

No chemicals will give you a bigger penis you dork.

If you can’t afford plastic surgery you need to perform a ‘DIY’, this means, DO IT YOURSELF.

Cut chunks of skin of your fat ass, then graft them onto your penis.

You have a high chance of obtaining an infection, so be careful.

 

[chemical_freak]

Hardcore---Listen Bro! Find yourself a real woman, not one of these superficial materialistic rat trick whores who have to put a brother down to make up for her insecurities, and you'll never have to worry about the size of your unit. A real woman will bring out the best in you, which is what you wanna do aqnyway. We don't love them hoes....

 

[manny78]

Dude you'Re mentally disturbed ....... stop watching pornos and come back to reality.......

 

[NJFitGuy]

I knowa dude who got his dick pierced and he used to put a hoop ring on it. He then put a Master Lock (or any brand) thru the hoop. He swears than it made it longer but also made it thinner. I took his word for it, wasn't about to check it out. Probably looked like a friggin straw

 

[2juice]

need a bigger johnson. beat off like its nobodies business. since its in the small muscle group you dont have to worry about overtraing the little guy.

 

[M.C Kokaine]

reincarnate as a black man, we got it good, down to my fucking knee baby