Yesterday was the Dodgers home opener and it's the only day of the year they allow people to show up early and tailgate. I wasn't planning on drinking, but I did get stoned before we took off. The problem was that I forgot to take water with me, no one else took water or any other sort of drinkable liquid aside from beer. The cotton mouth eventually got too out of hand and I caved in and had a beer, once I had had one, I went ahead and had 6