what are some funny moments in the classic dumb and dumber movie you like?

[theoak01]

when the cop drinks the piss

and the cane fight was the best scene ever

is it true that carey and daniels wont be in the new movie?

 

[Nathan]

You all so forgot the best part of the movie:

Lloyg: What's the "Soup du Jour"?
Waitress: That's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmmmmm...that sounds good. I'll have that.

 

[jwill3:16]

Llyod say "we landed on the moon" like the us just landed on it. a freat line

 

[Champ]

"I want to make love to a school boy"

"what?"

"Nothing, What are the chances that a guy like you and a girl like me could ever get together"

"not good"

"Not good like 1 in 100"

"More like 1 in a Million"

Lloyd looks down, then smiles.

"So you're saying theres a chance"

 

[biteme]

When Harry gets his tongue stuck on the ski lift bar and Mary asks him, "You poor guy are you alright?" Harry says, "Oh yeah, I do tis all te time." "Hey kis, you wuldn hapn to hav a cu of warm watr wud you."

 

[duritz]

Be here march 2nd at 2 AM for hot man love... Looks at his watch,march 2nd 2AM!!!

Hey what was all that one in a million talk??

Gas man?? How did he know i have gas??

Best part ever was when they eat the atomic peppers though. that had to be total improv. No way someone could think that up beforehand.

 

[biteme]

When Lloyd drove the wrong direction and ended up in Kansas instead of Colorado. "I thought the Rocky Mountains were a little rockier than this." "Yeah, that John Denver's full of shit man."

When Harry gets disgusted at Lloyd for driving in the wrong direction and decides to walk home and Lloyd says, "Excuse me Mr. Perfect!!! I didn't realize that you never make a mistake." He started to cry as he finished the sentence. Funny as shit.

 

[bwood]

the best is jim carrey's little impromptu tap dance
number when he finds the magic tux...

 

[Night Fly]

My fav part was the snowball fight... that was fuckin' hilarious! *BAM* she gets a snowball to the face, LOL

That was my favorite part, too! LOL

 

[rushx79]

might have the names mixed up but.

loyd:thats a lovely accent you have. new jersey?
girl:austria
loyd: oh, well, then g-day mate! lets put another shrimp on the barbie.

harry:those your skis?
girl: yes
harry: both of em?