what are some funny moments in the classic dumb and dumber movie you like?

[biteme]

The whole damn movie is funny. My kid has been watching it for several days in a row now. "It gets worse Lloyd, my pet parakeet Petey, he's dead." "Ah, I'm sorry Harry, what happened?"
"His head fell off! Yeah he was pretty old."

 

[wyld1g]

Those are nice hooters you have! she wrote me a john deer letter. Mock..ing..bird..bird..ya..ya. Ive gotta trust my instincs on this one harry-pickum up. give me that bottle you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak. oh look-frost. my favorite movie

 

[DUSTY]

TO ME PT.2 WHICH OPENS LATER THIS YEAR WILL NOT TOP THE FIRST. PT.1 IS HANDS DOWN!

 

[Milhouse]

2 scenes in particular

The beginning of the movie where lloyd is trying to pick up the chick when he's sitting in the back of his limo.

Lloyd: Where are you from
Chick: Austria
Lloyd: Austria, well g'day mate, wanna put a l'il shrimp on the barbie?(something like that)

The other scene where he is leaving the bar after being stood up and sees the newspaper article on the wall;

Lloyd: Oh my god we've landed on the moon, we've landed on the moon(that scene was a total improv by the way)

 

[AAP]

The part of :

Hang on, let me get both pair of these gloves off.

"you have two pair of gloves"

Well yeah.., I knew it would be cold here.




and the classic line after taking the wrong turn and ending up in the desert:

Man, that John Denver was full of shit.

 

[DUSTY]

YOU GOTTA LOVE THE SHEEP DOG TRUCK HARRY MADE! FOOT LOOOONG! WHO WANTS THE FOOT LOOONG?! LITTLE POODLE BEGS FOR ONE AND HARRY SAYS YEAH RIGHT IN YOUR DREAMS!

 

[SupraHero]

How can anyone forget the cane fencing scene?? My favorite part is when lloyd tells harry to cut it out then is walking in and harry jacks him in the back of the legs with his cane. I laughed my ass off at that one.

 

[skaman607]

There's a town a few miles down that way, I'm sure you could find two guys there.






You idiot! (chases after the bus)





You'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little bit slow, the town is that way.

 

[AAP]

"Nice Ass...."


Yeah, I bet he works out.

 

[skaman607]

It's okay I'm a limo driver!