What are all the things you've done sexually?

[hamstershaver]

given anal
tossed the salad like a devoted chef
ate the kitty like a vietnam village buffet
earned my redwings like a WWII fighter pilot
fisted like mohammad ali
spanked
pulled hair
2 guys one girl (meat never touched) ungay
had a girl lay an egg like a chicken
inserted:
fingers
bottles
cans
popsicles
vegetables
GIJoe
wrenches and pliers
Optimus Prime autobot
hitting it DStyle with a dildo up her ass
candlewax
drank champagne out of a kitty
with other people in the room
on video
in a hospital
in a taxi
in the lake
in a swimming pool.
in a hottub
on the trampoline
poprocks/alka seltzer in the cooch or my mouth whilst licking
also ice
fucked in a halloween costume while Smack my Bitch Up was blaring on the radio with a strobe light going
the dog and peanut butter...oh...nevermind. ill stop here

lol

 

[Gymgurl]

I wont even ask about the dog

 

[SC4EVA]

from the sounds we pretty much have done it all

And I will admit.. Most I wouldn;t bother doing again

 

[plowboy]

done everything but the dog an he start running everytime he sees me.

 

[FullContactFighter]

Lets see:
-Rough sex (grabbin that hair, spankin some ass)
-Makin Love (candles and all that)
-Using Ice cubes, putting them in her
-tying up
-using feathers
-full body massages with oil
-sex in the shower
-in every room of my house
-my pool table
-my pool
-all the cars I've owned
-all the cars they've owned
-in their parents room, on their bed!!!
-sex when parents are 10 feet away in the other room with the door open!!!
-getting head in the backseat of their parents car, while the parents were driving, did that a couple times.
-Tried Anal but I could not fit it in no matter how slow or lubed up she was, she just ended up being in pain so I never tried again.
-In the movie theater (Lost my virginity there the first time I did it)
-Backseat while someone else was in the backseat while we were driving(they were passed out, supposively)
-sex with my ex at her job (was a lifegaurd at a sports club) in the locker room at the end of the night...took her by suprise!!!
-Got a blowjob in a full movie theater, with my friends seated right next to me, she needed to rest her head...she was tired!!
-Cumming on every body part except face....for now
-finger her ass, not mine, not ready for that
-licked some ass
-Cyber sex
-Phone sex
-Text message on the phone sex...Am I the only one that has done this?? lolol
-Had a wild night with a girl that was 27, I was 21 at the time
-had a fling with a girl that was 17, I was 22 at the time
-I guess you could say I've had interracial sex depending on how you define it, I've had a couple Latinas, nothing beats those girls, not that I have found yet!!!

Thats about it for now, Im only 22 so I need some more time, plus I've been on a dry spell for about a year and a half, Im just puttin the time out for a girl right now, concentrated too much on school, I wanna get done with it.

 

[Longhorn85]

in a hospital
in a taxi
in the lake
in a swimming pool.
in a hottub
on the trampoline

...they are so good, so good you see.
I do so like Green Eggs and Ham...

 

[SoKlueles]

nothing....i need to be taught lots of things.

 

[Keeters Coober™]

nothing....i need to be taught lots of things.

you give bj's

 

[ElvisP]

I have done
group,
airplane (got in trouble)
threesomes,
married women,
girlfriend's mother after a break up
rough
gentle
multi racial,
sex for promotion,
sex for money when I ran away,
on video (I regret it),
double penetration,
three on one,
drunk,
on my workbentch after a lifting,
on a train,
anal,
on a beach during the day,
on a nude beach in LA,
office christmas party (and I crashed it)
I let people watch,
on a private boat deck,
Picked up a couple and he watched me do her
other shit too
I don't have many regrets
I enjoy sex and I like how my body looks while having sex

 

[Longhorn85]

three on one,

please elaborate.