Saw a guy at the gym today with a freshly shaved melon. Looked like a mutant. The back of his head was bigger than the front, like a mazda pickup, with a full size camper on the back.
I've always wished I could shave my head. When I do it reveals my large point on the top of my head from when I missed a headbutt to my friend and ended up onto a fireplace as a child. The shit pro wrestling teachers you.. fuck.