Wanting to get laid has graduated to needing

[WODIN]

Fashion hags have a ruff life.

 

[68GT350]

this was a joke right?

No, i'm dead serious.

In order to be hired as a regular employee, you have to have a certain look, be it girl or boy. You can't wear anything bigger than a medium and you certainly have to be attractive. They won't even look at you if you're ugly. Go to any A&F. Also, you stand absolutely no chance at management (whicih is what i'm in traning for) if you aren't exceptional.

I got the digs from my manager and she told me my interview from the disctrict manager wasn't so she could see if i was competent...that was my regular manager's job--she just wanted to see if I was cute enough. My interview with her took exactly 30 seconds. Her questions were: 1. where do i live 2. how do i like AF so far 3. do you want the position.

 

[saint808]

No, i'm dead serious.

In order to be hired as a regular employee, you have to have a certain look, be it girl or boy. You can't wear anything bigger than a medium and you certainly have to be attractive. They won't even look at you if you're ugly. Go to any A&F. Also, you stand absolutely no chance at management (whicih is what i'm in traning for) if you aren't exceptional.

I got the digs from my manager and she told me my interview from the disctrict manager wasn't so she could see if i was competent...that was my regular manager's job--she just wanted to see if I was cute enough. My interview with her took exactly 30 seconds. Her questions were: 1. where do i live 2. how do i like AF so far 3. do you want the position.

that's the most hsallow thing i have ever read... wow... i am going to go apply today just so i can have one more thing to bitch about.

 

[cure]

Here's a question for some of you guys:

What do you do when it comes to picking up chicks while your post cycle? I mean for me my sex drive is extremely low and it's even more difficult for me to get aroused. Again this is during the long process of test recovery. Do you all just avoid trying to 'score' with girls during that time?

I'm probbaly weird or something but I feel fabulous post cycle. I don't really lose my sex drive and i continue to grow even months after my last shot! I have no clue why.

Not only that but i throw a party when my balls decide to re-surface.

 

[troybday]

alright, here's what u do. find a bar that's having kareoke night and find a pig that's pretty drunk when u first get there. sing a few tunes, buy her a couple drinks and at the end of the night say to her these exact words, "you wanna come to my house and see a magic show"!!! next thing you know, your drout will be over. everyone has to go piggin every once in a while ya know!!!

 

[68GT350]

that's the most hsallow thing i have ever read... wow... i am going to go apply today just so i can have one more thing to bitch about.

Our staff may not be able to build an atomic bomb, or do long divisioin, or hell..even sharpen a pencil but damn are we ever beautiful. *tosses hair back*

Sorry to say it dude, but they'd never hire you. You're too big. You're still sexy though.

 

[HighIntensity]

No, i'm dead serious.

In order to be hired as a regular employee, you have to have a certain look, be it girl or boy. You can't wear anything bigger than a medium and you certainly have to be attractive. They won't even look at you if you're ugly. Go to any A&F. Also, you stand absolutely no chance at management (whicih is what i'm in traning for) if you aren't exceptional.

I got the digs from my manager and she told me my interview from the disctrict manager wasn't so she could see if i was competent...that was my regular manager's job--she just wanted to see if I was cute enough. My interview with her took exactly 30 seconds. Her questions were: 1. where do i live 2. how do i like AF so far 3. do you want the position.

I got the job at AF 2 weeks ago, 2 of the managers are fat and pale, I got the job without an interview BTW.

 

[WODIN]

Am I the only one who sees the cast of the sequal to Zoolander forming with every post on this thread.

 

[HighIntensity]

Am I the only one who sees the cast of the sequal to Zoolander forming with every post on this thread.

count me in

 

[68GT350]

I got the job at AF 2 weeks ago, 2 of the managers are fat and pale, I got the job without an interview BTW.

I was hired on the spot, as well. Managers may be a bit overweight but it's college fatness--chubby at most. I've NEVER seen a really fat or unattractive employee. I've seen pictures of employees across the country and all the managers are at least average to good. Most are quite hot.