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[redguru]

Theorem: 2 + 2 = 5
Proof:
n(5n - 5) = n(5n - 5)
n(5n - 5) - n(5n - 5) = 0
(n - n)(5n - 5) = 0
5n(n - n) - 5(n - n) = 0
5n - 5 = 0
5n = 5
n + n = 5
or setting n = 2
2 + 2 = 5
QED

That only works for very large values of 2.

 

[redguru]

Theorem: 2 + 2 = 5
Proof:
n(5n - 5) = n(5n - 5)
n(5n - 5) - n(5n - 5) = 0
(n - n)(5n - 5) = 0
5n(n - n) - 5(n - n) = 0
5n - 5 = 0
5n = 5
n + n = 5
or setting n = 2
2 + 2 = 5
QED

How did you get from step four to five? hopefully not by dividing by (n-n)

 

[HumorMe]

okay....don't nerd up this thread.

 

[samoth]

That only works for very large values of 2.

LOL, neglected a corallary.

This joke-theorem wasn't really meant for 2 and 5, that's why there's that totally stupid-looking assertion near the end that's obviously invalid and meant for different integers, lol.

 

[HumorMe]

that's why there's that totally stupid-looking assertion near the end that's obviously invalid, lol.

I know you are talking about me in math talk. Now stop it.

 

[ziggyziggy]

I know you are talking about me in math talk. Now stop it.

I have the t-shirt in your avi............

Zig

 

[samoth]

How did you get from step four to five? hopefully not by dividing by (n-n)

Shhhhhhh!!! LOL, kinda like this?

Theorem: 4 = 5
Proof:
-20 = -20
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5
4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4
(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2
4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2
4 = 5
QED

You're not supposed to point out the incorrect operations! Sheesh!

 

[samoth]

I know you are talking about me in math talk. Now stop it.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

the bunny cult is geigh

 

[redguru]

Shhhhhhh!!! LOL, kinda like this?

Theorem: 4 = 5
Proof:
-20 = -20
16 - 36 = 25 - 45
4^2 - 9*4 = 5^2 - 9*5
4^2 - 9*4 + 81/4 = 5^2 - 9*5 + 81/4
(4 - 9/2)^2 = (5 - 9/2)^2
4 - 9/2 = 5 - 9/2
4 = 5
QED

You're not supposed to point out the incorrect operations! Sheesh!

I took Euclidian geometry in the 9th grade instead of the normal skate geometry course. I tried all kinds of incorrect operations to prove shit I didn't know