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Bigsatan13
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A businessman was going out of town for a few weeks. His wife had a ferocious sexual appetite, so to keep her from straying he decided to purchase her a dildo to use in his abscence. He went to the sex shop and told the clerk of his dilema, and wanted something out of the ordinary. The clerk said he had something just like the guy had in mind but he had to be real careful with it. The clerk pulled a box from the backroom. The box had all kinds of symbols on it and when he opened it there was an ordinary dildo in it. The guy said, "What is so special about that?"
The clerk said," VooDoo Dildo, the door!"
With that the dildo rolled to the door and began fucking the door like there was no tomorrow untill the clerk said,"VooDoo Dildo, the box!" and it returned to the box.
The guy bought the dildo and returned home to give the dildo to his wife. he told her the magic words to say in order to use it.
The guy left for his trip and after a few days the wife got realy horny and decided to use her new toy. She got undressed, opened the box and said,"VooDoo dildo, my pussy!"
With that the dildo began to fuck the shit out of her like she never had before until she couldn't take it any more. She tried to take it out but her husband never explained how to make it stop.
She got into her car and as she drove to the hospital she was still wigggling around and began swerving. A cop noticed this and pulled her over under the suspicion she was driving drunk. When she explained to the officer what was going on he laughed at her and said,"VooDoo Dildo, my ass.......................
