Exodus said:
yeah, theres no way she could pick me up..........lol. but she could always practice loading the cat!!!!! lolX
Now see, if you were married to me, I would've taken that as a bold-faced challenge and promptly throttled your squarshed up ass on to a platform. Then I would've knocked you off and done it again.
I would've come up with the super-human strength to do it, just out of spite. Did you ever see City Slickers?
Morelli telling his son's 5th grade class about his job:
So I'm doin' this job on 60th and 3rd. Big, friggin' ballbreaker of a job, right?. And we got the area roped off, you know, so some shmuck don't come and take a wrecking ball between the eyes. All of a sudden this woman, with the big dark glasses, the Bloomigdale bags, she starts walkin' right through the ropes. I yell down at her, "Hey! You can't go there you stupid bitch!" Suddenly this steam fittin' bursts, and this enormous two thousand pound goddam crane crashes right down on her legs! And she's screamin' "My legs! My legs!" and I say, "No shit, your legs; you got a two thousand pound goddam crane on 'em" Now, do you know how in an emergency you can get like superhuman strength? I reach down and I lift this crane, and the nestels were able to slide her out from under, and the doctors were able to save her legs.
So the moral of the story is don't walk where you're not supposed to walk 'cause there might not be someone with superhuman strength to save your little ass. And don't do drugs. That's it.
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