UPDATE - Exgirlfriend's sister email reply.

[alien amp pharm]

Continuation of this thread

So I broke up with the current girl (Sarah) because she was hung up on the ex, then proceeded to ask her sister out. I sent her this Monday:

ME-So, since you are single now when are you and I gonna go out? I've seen the way you look at me when I'm around and I can tell there's some attraction there. To be honest, you were the real reason I wanted to come to Beth's ballgames. You are definitely my type of female.
I seriously doubt Sarah would even care...she's still desperately hung
up on that Dave guy.


I didn't hear from her, so this morning I sent this:

ME-I'm sorry if I offended you somehow with that email.
That certainly wasn't my intent.


Here's her reply:

HER-Oh, you didn't offend me-you actually made my day!! I just really didn't know how to respond to it. If you had never gone out with my sister-I'd love to hang out with you but it would be too weird for me.
You are a very attractive guy-very-but because you were with Sarah for a while, I just couldn't do that. I'm sorry, aap. Could we still be friends????


ME-lol, I knew you'd say that.
If I had known Sarah was still so obsessed and still talked to her ex
I would have declined going out with her.
I mean I have absolutely nothing against her, she's a great girl, but
it was just bad timing.
Sure I'd love to hang out some this summer as a group. Friends I guess
it'll have to be.

by the way, Did you tell Sarah that I was hitting on you? lol!

HER-NO-I didn't tell her anything like that Honestly, I didn't know she
still talked to that loser-which I don't agree with & I've told her
that-I guess that's why she never told me she still talked to him. I
know what you mean by bad timing I wanted her to go out with someone
nice & hot & she did

ME-You know when you said I made your day with that email?
Well you just made mine with that last comment

Hopefully we'll get to hang out sometime soon.
I may bug you via email from time to time because I get super bored
at work.


HER-Oh, that's fine with me-you're not bugging me at all
We will hang out soon!


THE END.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Damn! I knew she'd say that.

So do you think I may get a chance to get with her, say months from now? As long as we stay in touch and hang out?

 

[awittyusername]

Nice. There is some competitive thing between sisters/friends that I have never figured out. But, I like it.

She would have hooked up with you, if it hadn't been a formal email that you directly state your intentions.

Next time you see her/bump into her keep it causal and have a few cocktails. That way she can convince her sister and herself that "It just happened"lol

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, have you been taking gayness lessons, i cringed and felt embarresed reading that

 

[coverguy]

hit it ... hit it like you're playin' Whack-a-Mole!!!

 

[TC2]

*sniff sniff*

What's that smell????

















Must be that new fragrance "Desperation".

 

[alien amp pharm]

Next time you see her/bump into her keep it causal and have a few cocktails. That way she can convince her sister and herself that "It just happened"lol

Exactly. I have planted the seed in her mind. I'll definitely keep it casual and what happens happens in the coming months.

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol, have you been taking gayness lessons, i cringed and felt embarresed reading that

What? I thought I did everything right. Except for doing it via email instead of in person, as awitty mentioned.

 

[jackangel]

it's amazing what you can do when you have absolutely no sense of yourself.

 

[tuc biscuit]

send the exact same email to her mother

 

[Forge]

Damn! I knew she'd say that.

So do you think I may get a chance to get with her, say months from now? As long as we stay in touch and hang out?

Um....sure? Just stay in the friend zone until she upgrades you to lover. That always works well.

 

[alien amp pharm]

send the exact same email to her mother

lmao

Hey at least she didn't tell sis....so hopefully I may still have a shot at some future pootang with the ex.

 

[Daisy_]

yeah, I bet there could be a chance, just hang out for a while. Maybe feelings will come on strong. Maybe they wont and you guys will only be friends. But I would say there is some chance.

 

[Mr. Black]

Pics of both of em please

 

[alien amp pharm]

yeah, I bet there could be a chance, just hang out for a while. Maybe feelings will come on strong. Maybe they wont and you guys will only be friends. But I would say there is some chance.

I like the way you think.

and true, at least I will end up with a friend at the very least....and I'm sure she knows other females. wink wink

 

[alien amp pharm]

Pics of both of em please

I wish I had them bro. I posted the ex's booty pics a few weeks ago.

A guy told me Saturday that she was one of the hottest females he's seen. He saw me with her and was wondering if we were still together.

Her older sister is twice as hot in my opinion.

I'll try to take pics in the coming weeks.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yep you can, but knowing you, youd fubar it all up

the way i would personally go about it is to keep up occasional email/sms contact, with a carefree happy tone, some humour (ill let you borrow some of my jokes, but only this once), and sprinkle a few compliments in there, whilst maintaining enough distance to keep her guard down low - the ultimate goal is to let her basic attraction for you grow, and to reinforce it with being a fun/kind/happy guy. she will fantasise/build you up in the corners of her own mind, and when the opportune moment arises (usually in some dance club after 4 hienekens) do not utter a single word, and make your move with body language alone - if you rush it, come on to her normally (ie strong) or have a conversation about the whole situation, her brain will switch back on, her guard will go back up, weirdness will recommence, and your brief interlude in goldenland will come crashing down, leaving you in aapville...aka The Masterbatorium.

thatll be ten bucks thanks

 

[jerseyart]

Nice. There is some competitive thing between sisters/friends that I have never figured out. But, I like it.

She would have hooked up with you, if it hadn't been a formal email that you directly state your intentions.

Next time you see her/bump into her keep it causal and have a few cocktails. That way she can convince her sister and herself that "It just happened"lol

He's right. Don't put it off though. Girls and potential relationships have a short expiration date, then you are permamnetly friends (even if you do hook up for more down the road).

Take her out , show her a good time, and dont pretend the friend thing with her. You're a guy interested in more, and she knows it anyway, so you wont be fooling her by pretending otherwise.

 

[Mr. Black]

I'll try to take pics in the coming weeks.

Very good.

 

[alien amp pharm]

yep you can, but knowing you, youd fubar it all up

the way i would personally go about it is to keep up occasional email/sms contact, with a carefree happy tone, some humour (ill let you borrow some of my jokes, but only this once), and sprinkle a few compliments in there, whilst maintaining enough distance to keep her guard down low - the ultimate goal is to let her basic attraction for you grow, and to reinforce it with being a fun/kind/happy guy. she will fantasise/build you up in the corners of her own mind, and when the opportune moment arises (usually in some dance club after 4 hienekens) do not utter a single word, and make your move with body language alone - if you rush it, come on to her normally (ie strong) or have a conversation about the whole situation, her brain will switch back on, her guard will go back up, weirdness will recommence, and your brief interlude in goldenland will come crashing down, leaving you in aapville...aka The Masterbatorium.

thatll be ten bucks thanks

So basically, if I read that right, all I have to do is get her drunk.
Awesome!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

by the way, Did you tell Sarah that I was hitting on you? lol!

ME-You know when you said I made your day with that email?
Well you just made mine with that last comment

 

[pintoca]

thread is useless without pics... but hit it like there is no tomorrow... if the looser ex shows her face again, hit her too...

 

[tuc biscuit]

thread is useless without pics... but hit it like there is no tomorrow... if the looser ex shows her face again, hit her too...

lol, a relative newbie, but pintoca knows how it is

 

[alien amp pharm]

You laughing at me or with me?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You laughing at me or with me?

Only you would actually ask that question... You were prolly sweating buckshots waiting for that reply ...lol

and that whole... You know when you said I made your day with that email?Well you just made mine with that last comment Oh man was that lame... you really thought that would work didn't you ...

You tried... I give you a 95% for Effort


Oh BTW.. my gal friend is gonna hook me up with a pic! No cuddling with this chick.. M'kay I have a reputation to up hold.

 

[AAP]

she's cheating on you.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Only you would actually ask that question... You were prolly sweating buckshots waiting for that reply ...lol

and that whole... You know when you said I made your day with that email?Well you just made mine with that last comment Oh man was that lame... you really thought that would work didn't you ...

You tried... I give you a 95% for Effort


Oh BTW.. my gal friend is gonna hook me up with a pic! No cuddling with this chick.. M'kay I have a reputation to up hold.

lol, sadly you are always right.

Whatever you do don't show her the pics of me wearing the Geigh Jackangel headband and leg warmers. Show her the other ones.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol, sadly you are always right.

Whatever you do don't show her the pics of me wearing the Geigh Jackangel headband and leg warmers. Show her the other ones.

the nekid ones of you and that dude...? I don't think that would be a good Idea.. Esp give the placement of you..... uh... I'm not gonna show that one..

Send me a good clear one

I told her you were JACKED!

Now you better get Yo ASS to work and do something quick... You need to be like 6'0 235lbs ... M'kay

 

[GEEK2FREAK]

if you dont knock the bottom out, i am.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

So basically, if I read that right, all I have to do is get her drunk.
Awesome!

lol no, the point of it was to tell you not to talk about what you want to do (use bodylanguage only, your email was a mistake imo, but turned out well anyway) and the main benefit of the alcohol isnt to get you or her drunk, but to give her something to blame when she goes ahead and does what she wants to do anyway

 

[alien amp pharm]

I told her you were JACKED!

Now you better get Yo ASS to work and do something quick... You need to be like 6'0 235lbs ... M'kay

This girl will end up royally disappointed if ...

A) You tell her I was jacked
B) You tell her I was hard to obtain
C) You tell her I was good in bed
D) You tell her I was hung like a horse

(oh crap, you've turned me against myself! I think it's the whole 'if you can't beat them join them' mentality)

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol no, the point of it was to tell you not to talk about what you want to do (use bodylanguage only, your email was a mistake imo, but turned out well anyway) and the main benefit of the alcohol isnt to get you or her drunk, but to give her something to blame when she goes ahead and does what she wants to do anyway

Would me thrusting the air around her be body-language enough?

I had to email her because I don't have another way to communicate with her at this point.

but I agree with you. Alienamppharm will just have to have some game. Luckily I saw some on sell at Walmart the other day.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

This girl will end up royally disappointed if ...

A) You tell her I was jacked
B) You tell her I was hard to obtain
C) You tell her I was good in bed
D) You tell her I was hung like a horse

(oh crap, you've turned me against myself! I think it's the whole 'if you can't beat them join them' mentality)

A) I'll hide her contacts... she'll never notice
B) I've warned her that you have a hard time keeping hard... She has friends in high places.. nuttin a little blue pill can't help
C) Pftttttt... Please.. I wouldn't ruin a friendship and lie about this...
D) ^ See C

 

[bran987]

it's amazing what you can do when you have absolutely no sense of yourself.

lmao wtf jesus

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I did the sisters thing a long time ago.

Went out w/younger sister - she turned out to be a giant twat, we were together about a month...but I worked with the older sister...we were good friends before, but I guess it was a friendship based on attraction on her part, becuase it turns out she wanted me from the moment she met me.

If anyone is familiar with my old posts, this would be the same girl that used to scream and yell "hurt me!!!" when we were bangin'...I was 19 at the time. We went out for a good couple of years - family get togethers at her house were always great when the original sister was there.

If I knew then what I know now...

Anyway, the point is you have to let the sister take the overt action. If you do it, you look like a sleaze. You have to be covert, dancing right on the edge of the "wierdness" that she mentioned. It aint easy, but it is fun.


Bluesman

 

[Devastation]

i have negative amounts of game and could have did better than that lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

I did the sisters thing a long time ago.

Went out w/younger sister - she turned out to be a giant twat, we were together about a month...but I worked with the older sister...we were good friends before, but I guess it was a friendship based on attraction on her part, becuase it turns out she wanted me from the moment she met me.

If anyone is familiar with my old posts, this would be the same girl that used to scream and yell "hurt me!!!" when we were bangin'...I was 19 at the time. We went out for a good couple of years - family get togethers at her house were always great when the original sister was there.

If I knew then what I know now...

Anyway, the point is you have to let the sister take the overt action. If you do it, you look like a sleaze. You have to be covert, dancing right on the edge of the "wierdness" that she mentioned. It aint easy, but it is fun.


Bluesman

Damn that sounds almost identical to my situation.

The older sis thought I was hot from the beginning, however she wasn't single at the time. Thus her setting me up with lil sis.

I too dated lil sis for 1 month.

I hope the rest of the story turns out like yours did.

Family get togethers would be painful....they have a brother that works out at my gym, and he ain't small.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i have negative amounts of game and could have did better than that lol

If you weren't mod and I were, I'd ban you right now!

 

[BileStew]

So basically, if I read that right, all I have to do is get her drunk.
Awesome!

No, get yourself drunk, so when you make an ass out yourself, you won't even notice or remember when she leaves.

 

[alien amp pharm]

alien grandpa farm? WTF?

You are messed up in the head, me believes.

 

[slickdadd]

A lot of gayness in that there sequence of emails, but a nice effort indeed. It could happen. Just put her on the backburner. Let some time pass, allow this break up between her sister and you to pass, and then cuddle her until she can't walk the next day.

 

[alien amp pharm]

A lot of gayness in that there sequence of emails

Why does everyone keep saying that!???

 

[Sean Scott]

send the exact same email to her mother

sweet!

 

[Lestat]

maybe you could nail them both at the same time?

 

[jaded]

send the exact same email to her mother

.

 

[JayC9]

And in the next episode.........

 

[danielson]

you got a reply...which means she definately hasnt sworn u off...make sure u guys meet up at a party fairly soon, drinks, general chit-chat, find a little area alone and she;ll probably be the one who jumps your bones

 

[Marauder79]

Hey Dude id say your basically in with her its just you have to get her sister off her mind. Ive been in your shoes before and it worked out.

I dated her older sister who had a Boyfriend in the states and they been dating for 3 years by then. Let me tell you theyre still dating and its been 8 years. SOo, I saw this girl who was obsessed with her Ex but never admitted to it. No matter how hard she tried seeing me she couldnt leave him. But at the same time i grew close to her family and became extremely fond of her younger sister. Now she my girlfriend of 6 years still to this day.

Ill be honest we had to hide our friendship from her parents for the first 6 months because i was 18 and she was 15. Then they caught on and eventually warmed up to the idea. But it wasnt till the 2nd year of us dating her sister caught on officially. She knew we hung out a lot but we denied denied. We said we just had the same friends.

If you want this girl there's no question you got a chance but its her older sister your gonna have to explain to and so will her sister too.

They live under the same roof and if Sarah had real feelings for you even though she was hung up on her ex its gonna be war for a while at home when she finds out. What you think her parents think of you when you date one sister to the next!

Just be the nice guy right now and dont come on too strong. Hang out and let nature takes its place. Good Luck

PS - There will never be a chance for a threesome, trust me. Unless your from the Jerry Springer Show....

 

[Whiskey]

Keep at it. She'll evantualy crak. They don't call it wooing for nothing

Whiskey

 

[Marauder79]

Lol You Got It!

 

[Marauder79]

Hey Dude id say your basically in with her its just you have to get her sister off her mind. Ive been in your shoes before and it worked out.

I dated her older sister who had a Boyfriend in the states and they been dating for 3 years by then. Let me tell you theyre still dating and its been 8 years. SOo, I saw this girl who was obsessed with her Ex but never admitted to it. No matter how hard she tried seeing me she couldnt leave him. But at the same time i grew close to her family and became extremely fond of her younger sister. Now she my girlfriend of 6 years still to this day.

Ill be honest we had to hide our friendship from her parents for the first 6 months because i was 18 and she was 15. Then they caught on and eventually warmed up to the idea. But it wasnt till the 2nd year of us dating her sister caught on officially. She knew we hung out a lot but we denied denied. We said we just had the same friends.

If you want this girl there's no question you got a chance but its her older sister your gonna have to explain to and so will her sister too.

They live under the same roof and if Sarah had real feelings for you even though she was hung up on her ex its gonna be war for a while at home when she finds out. What you think her parents think of you when you date one sister to the next!

Just be the nice guy right now and dont come on too strong. Hang out and let nature takes its place. Good Luck

PS - There will never be a chance for a threesome, trust me. Unless your from the Jerry Springer Show....

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol, have you been taking gayness lessons, i cringed and felt embarresed reading that

word

 

[Sub-Zero]

send the exact same email to her mother

ROFL...

mustspread

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hey Dude id say your basically in with her its just you have to get her sister off her mind. Ive been in your shoes before and it worked out.

I dated her older sister who had a Boyfriend in the states and they been dating for 3 years by then. Let me tell you theyre still dating and its been 8 years. SOo, I saw this girl who was obsessed with her Ex but never admitted to it. No matter how hard she tried seeing me she couldnt leave him. But at the same time i grew close to her family and became extremely fond of her younger sister. Now she my girlfriend of 6 years still to this day.

Ill be honest we had to hide our friendship from her parents for the first 6 months because i was 18 and she was 15. Then they caught on and eventually warmed up to the idea. But it wasnt till the 2nd year of us dating her sister caught on officially. She knew we hung out a lot but we denied denied. We said we just had the same friends.

If you want this girl there's no question you got a chance but its her older sister your gonna have to explain to and so will her sister too.

They live under the same roof and if Sarah had real feelings for you even though she was hung up on her ex its gonna be war for a while at home when she finds out. What you think her parents think of you when you date one sister to the next!

Just be the nice guy right now and dont come on too strong. Hang out and let nature takes its place. Good Luck

PS - There will never be a chance for a threesome, trust me. Unless your from the Jerry Springer Show....

Wow, thanks for that reply.

The ex is 25, and her sister is 33. They do not live at home, nor with each other which should help my cause.

Summer is closing in and the older sis (the one I want) has already said she's gonna hang out. Lake time will be fun time.

I'm simply approaching this with a "If it works great, if it doesn't then who cares" kinda attitude.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Better reply then I thought...

 

[tahoe2003]

I think you will hit in within a month

 

[alien amp pharm]

I think you will hit in within a month

You're obviously new to this board.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You're obviously new to this board.

Ain't that the truth.......








yea yea.,. I know ain't isn't really a word.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

Hanging out with this girl you like while maintaining a totally carefree attitude is a sure-fire way to get her wanting your jock. If you show any signs of neediness or try to get her into you you will fail.

Just chill, have a good time and make her laugh. Let the chips fall where they may. Of course, while everything is going on watch for signs, but ignore them until she makes it super obvious that it's ok to gently make your pass.

 

[Austin316]

You can work miracles through the ability to read people and being good with words, learn em and you can make women eat out of the pal of your hand. Sadly it works best when you act arrogant and overconfident if you really want this chick don't back off with your come ons and ask something like "You didn't tell your sister I hope" lol try instead being even more aggresive just keep out any desperation and your good.

 

[gonelifting]

If you have one, do NOT show her your big, fat, pale belly on the first date.

Just sayin...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

You're obviously new to this board.

hahahahahah ok ok i admit it, i laughed out loud just then

 

[alien amp pharm]

Hanging out with this girl you like while maintaining a totally carefree attitude is a sure-fire way to get her wanting your jock. If you show any signs of neediness or try to get her into you you will fail.

Just chill, have a good time and make her laugh. Let the chips fall where they may. Of course, while everything is going on watch for signs, but ignore them until she makes it super obvious that it's ok to gently make your pass.

True indeed. This is the new and improved aap we're talking about here. I think finally getting a piece of ass put me back into confident mode.

The groundwork is already laid....she knows I want her and I know she's attracted to me, all I have to do is stay with the carefree attitude as you mentioned. Wish me luck.

 

[gonelifting]

You are growing into a fine young man. Good luck with it and keep us updated. Try and call my cellphone as it unfolds. Thanks

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Good luck...

 

[alien amp pharm]

Good luck...

It's a long shot, but I have nothing else to do with my time.

 

[BileStew]

A lot of gayness in that there sequence of emails

Why does everyone keep saying that!???

PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

You know what that is? It's the air escaping from your ears after entering through your vagina.

 

[habitualhealth]

So, whatever happen with the hot sister?? Did you hit it?

 

[alien amp pharm]

So, whatever happen with the hot sister?? Did you hit it?

Nah, I kinda found someone else.

 

[awittyusername]

Nah, I kinda found someone else.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Time for more sex already?!!!

Sheesh. Fine I'm coming back inside, give me a minute....

 

[EnderJE]

Let's go for a win win scenario. Hope the two sisters come at you...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Nah, I kinda found someone else.

really, good for you. I hope this model comes with minimal defects.

 

[slat1]

Its a done deal.
You will hang out with her in a group. Most likely with her friends. Her friends will ask about you. They will find out you are her sisters ex. They will be all over you. Flirt back but don't take it any farther. It will drive her crazy to see all of her friends all over you.
At some point she will get up to go to the bathroom. Give her a minute then head to the bathroom yourself. When cross her path stop and talk to her. Give her some individual attention. She will want it.
Eventually you guys will go out to dinner or what ever. After a few drinks you guys will get after it. You both will know its going to happen. The drinks are just there for an excuse if needed.
It will be an "under the radar" type relationship for a while. After numerous sex sessions you guys will get careless and get caught.
It will be worth it

 

[alien amp pharm]

Its a done deal.
You will hang out with her in a group. Most likely with her friends. Her friends will ask about you. They will find out you are her sisters ex. They will be all over you. Flirt back but don't take it any farther. It will drive her crazy to see all of her friends all over you.
At some point she will get up to go to the bathroom. Give her a minute then head to the bathroom yourself. When cross her path stop and talk to her. Give her some individual attention. She will want it.
Eventually you guys will go out to dinner or what ever. After a few drinks you guys will get after it. You both will know its going to happen. The drinks are just there for an excuse if needed.
It will be an "under the radar" type relationship for a while. After numerous sex sessions you guys will get careless and get caught.
It will be worth it

lol. excellent! Nice in depth play-by-play there.

 

[alien amp pharm]

She actually said this in a recent email, which my friend forwarded to me...

Her - "I need to get out-this stuff with Chuck is driving me crazy! I’m serious!

Maybe I could hook up with 'aap' for one nite after I get really drunk & that would make me feel better"

__

lol, I still don't know why she'd have to "get really drunk".

and I don't know who 'Chuck' is (assuming it's some new guy she's seeing) but it looks like I could tag it if I wanted it.

 

[awittyusername]

She actually said this in a recent email, which my friend forwarded to me...

Her - "I need to get out-this stuff with Chuck is driving me crazy! I’m serious!

Maybe I could hook up with 'aap' for one nite after I get really drunk & that would make me feel better"

__

lol, I still don't know why she'd have to "get really drunk".

and I don't know who 'Chuck' is (assuming it's some new guy she's seeing) but it looks like I could tag it if I wanted it.

This info is golden. You know she wants you. Maybe for not the right reasons...But, 90% of the time a girl wants to be with a guy for some fucked up reason.

BTW...Hit it!

 

[awittyusername]

Its a done deal.
You will hang out with her in a group. Most likely with her friends. Her friends will ask about you. They will find out you are her sisters ex. They will be all over you. Flirt back but don't take it any farther. It will drive her crazy to see all of her friends all over you.
At some point she will get up to go to the bathroom. Give her a minute then head to the bathroom yourself. When cross her path stop and talk to her. Give her some individual attention. She will want it.
Eventually you guys will go out to dinner or what ever. After a few drinks you guys will get after it. You both will know its going to happen. The drinks are just there for an excuse if needed.
It will be an "under the radar" type relationship for a while. After numerous sex sessions you guys will get careless and get caught.
It will be worth it

I'm starting to wonder if Slat is my alter. ?????

 

[slat1]

lol, I still don't know why she'd have to "get really drunk".

Really drunk means she will let you put it in her ass!

 

[slat1]

I'm starting to wonder if Slat is my alter. ?????

I am a master of the Jedi Mind Trick. It does exist. Once you understand why a person says what they do and does the things they do. You can make them do what you want. It takes a painfull amount of time and effort. I could probably cure world hunger. Right now I am too busy getting laid as much as possible.

 

[nycgirl]

Really drunk means she will let you put it in her ass!

 

[awittyusername]

I am a master of the Jedi Mind Trick. It does exist. Once you understand why a person says what they do and does the things they do. You can make them do what you want. It takes a painfull amount of time and effort. I could probably cure world hunger. Right now I am too busy getting laid as much as possible.

Like I said..I think you are my alter. lol

 

[Dunk]

i read the first page. you got pics yet?

 

[rnch]

having witnessed the .....quality.....of what's available in the hills of n.e. tennessee, i can understand lil' aap's Sister Swatting.

 

[alien amp pharm]

having witnessed the .....quality.....of what's available in the hills of n.e. tennessee, i can understand lil' aap's Sister Swatting.

hahaha. Don't make me put together a collage (sp?) of all the girls I've dated from here. I only date gorgeous women broly. (looks like you are off the hook HH)

 

[jestros]

Methinks HH is obsessed with aap. Digging up the old threads. Looks like a stalker borly.

 

[habitualhealth]

Methinks HH is obsessed with aap. Digging up the old threads. Looks like a stalker borly.

It's called research....i just wanted to get all the attention off me for a brief moment. Doesn't seem my plan worked huh??


I knew there had to be some sheyot on him in here somewhere.....short of his everyday appearances, of course.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

hahaha. Don't make me put together a collage (sp?) of all the girls I've dated from here. I only date gorgeous women broly. (looks like you are off the hook HH)

lol

That should take you all of about 30 seconds..............



















then you run out to buy a Cosmo Magazine and have your way with scissors and glue.

 

[slat1]

hahaha. Don't make me put together a collage (sp?) of all the girls I've dated from here. I only date gorgeous women broly. (looks like you are off the hook HH)

Technically I think you need more than one picture for it to qualify as a collage..
Yeah.. I can't spell it either. LOL

 

[Bullit]

lol, have you been taking gayness lessons, i cringed and felt embarresed reading that

Me too.

 

[Bullit]

send the exact same email to her mother

hahahahahaha

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, bullit has a good sense of humour

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol, bullit has a good sense of humour

Indeed, and that mofo needs to post more often.

 

[Bullit]

lol, bullit has a good sense of humour

You can be pretty funny, Peter.

 

[tuc biscuit]

You can be pretty funny, Peter.

I have two options it seems; to either change my name to Peter, or to pass my account over to my dad.

 

[Raina]

That would be a hard situation to be in because if sisters are close, it's not too tempting to get into some huge brawl with one another. It could make family events very uncomfy.

But it would be tempting.