tUH TUH TUH TRRREEEEAAAASURE HUNT

[2 ton hoss]

1) POST A NONMODIFIED PICTURE OF THE BIGGEST DICK YOU CAN FIND.

2) POST A NONMODIFIED PICTURE OF THE BIGGEST TITS YOU CAN FIND.

3) POST A CARTOON ABOUT A WALRUS.

4) WRITE A POEM ABOUT THE CLITORIS AND ITS GOOD FRIEND THE STARFISH

5) WRITE THE FUNNIEST POSSIBLE ELF/DWARF PORNO STORY.



BEGIN NOW.

I WILL JUDGE ALL ENTRIES.

 

[Bigsatan13]

1) POST A NON-MODIFIED PICTURE OF THE BIGGEST DICK YOU CAN FIND.

Alright, send me your picture!

Oh, here it is!

 

[2 ton hoss]

ID RATHER BE A MOUSE THEN....

 

[Paulos]

1.

2.

3.

4.
Clitoris, Screaming Fleshmound of Doom
Starfish, Happy, Floating Through the Sea
Bob Villa, PCP induced Rage armed with a power drill
Power Drill overcomes the Clitoris and Starfish, Bloody Mess
5.

There once was an Elf. This Elf enjoyed getting Double stuffed, much like your mother. The two guys who were fucking her decided to cut off her head then fuck the open wound where her head used to be. Then one of the guys got hit in the balls by a football. The End.

 

[Paulos]

I think I win.

 

[sigweed]

how do you post pictures if you're not a platinum member?

 

[Bigsatan13]

ID RATHER BE A MOUSE THEN....
A RAPIST

Do you know any rapists?

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

how do you post pictures if you're not a platinum member?

Like this...

Use the IMG button and post the direct link to a .jpg or .gif or whatever file. You can find that by right clicking on a pic and picking properties.

 

[paradox]

1) POST A NONMODIFIED PICTURE OF THE BIGGEST DICK YOU CAN FIND.

 

[Paulos]

Hmm...Wonder why the Dick was #1 on Hoss's List.

*Ponder*