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This past weekend....

AAP

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I went to a sex club, but didn't take my clothes off.

Saw a terrible movie.

Had sex with 3 men. (not all at once)

Went to the gay rodeo and laughed @ the country western homos and dykes.

Didn't work out for the past 3 days.

Cut my grass.

Felt a random girl's bewbs.

Discovered a wild cat living inside the gazebo in my side yard.

Had a pedicure.

Got a massage that left bruises on both glutes.


I did all of that except one. I will leave it up to your imaginations to figure out which one is false.
 
AAP said:
I went to a sex club, but didn't take my clothes off.

Saw a terrible movie.

Had sex with 3 men. (not all at once)

Went to the gay rodeo and laughed @ the country western homos and dykes.

Didn't work out for the past 3 days.

Cut my grass.

Felt a random girl's bewbs.

Discovered a wild cat living inside the gazebo in my side yard.

Had a pedicure.

Got a massage that left bruises on both glutes.


I did all of that except one. I will leave it up to your imaginations to figure out which one is false.
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False in Bold.
 
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Well You atleast felt a random girls boobs.

I am trying to talk my wife into going to this huge swingers club. Just to play pool and drink with other couples. Not really for sex or anything but to make some cool friends.
 
I could still kick ur ass :p
 
chazk said:
I am trying to talk my wife.....

into going to ....

this huge swingers club.....

Just to play pool and drink with other couples......

Not really for sex or anything......

but to make some cool friends.
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bWAHAHAHAHHAHAAA As if. You know you just slowly trying to get your foot in the door so by the 4th visit you can subtley start hinting at doing something.
 
the_alcatraz said:
I could still kick ur ass :p
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Boy, you would start tapping out as soon as my entrance music hit the loud speakers.
 
since when do you cut grass? :rolleyes:























SMOKE it perhaps... :rasta: :artist:
 
AAP said:
Boy, you would start tapping out as soon as my entrance music hit the loud speakers.
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does your tierra get in the way? :artist:
 
AAP said:
To whup up on Canadian bums like him, it doesn't even get in the way.
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(only long term eliters know what the hell i am referring to here) :artist:
 
AAP said:
Boy, you would start tapping out as soon as my entrance music hit the loud speakers.
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"IT'S RAINNINGGGG MENNN, HAL-EE-LOOO-YAAAA" :FRlol: ;) :dance2:
 
MightyMouse69 said:
I'm sure you took your clothes off bro.
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why spend all that time and effort and money buiding a drop dead handsome body and not show it off? :artist:
 
rnch said:
why spend all that time and effort and money buiding a drop dead handsome body and not show it off? :artist:
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comments like this give me encouragement to continue working hard at the gym.
 
rnch said:
why spend all that time and effort and money buiding a drop dead handsome body and not show it off? :artist:
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Those bitches didn't deserve to see.
 
the_alcatraz said:
rofl! I believe he was calling you a fag....I'm not really the one running around humpin men in clubs....
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...yet... :artist:
 
ceo said:
BNTARROW.gif
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ololololoolololo

This si wrong on so many levels:

1- I'm married to a beautiful woman
2- I love women
3- It's against my religion
4- Against my values
5- Against everything I believe in


No offense to gai peeps....but I dnt roll that way....kthxbai
 
the_alcatraz said:
rofl! I believe he was calling you a fag....I'm not really the one running around humpin men in clubs....
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Just like I thought. You ain't tough. Man love hurts.
 
the_alcatraz said:
ololololoolololo

This si wrong on so many levels:

1- I'm married to a beautiful woman
2- I love women
3- It's against my religion
4- Against my values
5- Against everything I believe in


No offense to gai peeps....but I dnt roll that way....kthxbai
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What do they do with gai's in islam? :evil:
 
Beaten, bruised, battered, broken... and that's just the foreplay.
 
8and20 said:
lol @ traz dragged into AAP's bed
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Do you come on the boards everyday to post-stalk me and reply to my posts. I feel special. Really. You probably spend half the day thinking about me too. I dnt roll that way bro. I've already said it.
 
I just hope you stay alive to tell these stories to your neices and nephews....
you be careful MF'er.....

It's prolly all true, except for the cat....
 
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the_alcatraz said:
I've already said it.
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They all say that. Until I get them home. Then before you know it, they will be tying up my feet and doing tequila shots off my abs.
 
the_alcatraz said:
Do you come on the boards everyday to post-stalk me and reply to my posts. I feel special. Really. You probably spend half the day thinking about me too. I dnt roll that way bro. I've already said it.
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u wont have a choice if AAP beats & drags your ass....lol

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8and20 said:
u wont have a choice if AAP beats & drags your ass....lol

i1679851_trazdragged.jpg
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lol @ AAP beatin me up! he doesnt have the balls, no pun intended :rolleyes:

lol @ 8 and 20 thinkin he's funny with that shit...you really have some gai sexual fantasies dnt you?
 
the_alcatraz said:
lol @ AAP beatin me up! he doesnt have the balls, no pun intended :rolleyes:

lol @ 8 and 20 thinkin he's funny with that shit...you really have some gai sexual fantasies dnt you?
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u dont want AAP angry!!!!!

i am merely commenting on previous posts by others none were invented by me.
 
the more they complain, they more they deny....... :evil: :artist:
 
the_alcatraz said:
lol @ AAP beatin me up! he doesnt have the balls, no pun intended :rolleyes:
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I got balls to spare. Especially for those young MMA hussies that think they're the next Silva or Lindell.
 
15 seconds. That's all it would take to have your arms locked behind you, restrained and laying eggs for me.
 
AAP said:
15 seconds. That's all it would take to have your arms locked behind you, restrained and laying eggs for me.
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I'm a human being bro. You got me mixed up with that chicken you're fucking.
 
Paul_Allen said:
RNCH your a fag also
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this coming from someone who adopted the username of one of the more flamboyant entertainment artists... :rolleyes: :lmao:
 
this place has evolved into one big sausage love fest!
 
the_alcatraz said:
This coming from someone who has posted his "sausage" on EF.
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This coming from somone who has checked it out! :biggrin:


































(tag, you're it! )
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
bro, havent you read "The Kite Runner"?
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Yes, but I don't recall any gai's being thrown off the tallest building they could find in that book. Am I not remembering correctly?
 
rnch said:
This coming from somone who has checked it out! :biggrin:





























(tag, you're it! )
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wtf? :p

I wanted to look at your profile. Was really not aware you will have posted a picture of your penis on there....fuck! lol..
 
When you make a Nancy boy outta someone and don't get a run in your stocking... well that sort of tells you he aint' so tough.
 
the_alcatraz said:
wtf? :p

I wanted to look at your profile. Was really not aware you will have posted a picture of your penis on there....fuck! lol..
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well, WHATEVER the reason; flattered that you checked it/me out. :artist:
 
the_alcatraz said:
wtf? :p

I wanted to look at your profile. Was really not aware you will have posted a picture of your penis on there....fuck! lol..
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You just outted yoself broette.
 
SouthernLord said:
lmao.... I guess whoever wants to answer?!
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i know "I" didn't. now as for the other guys here............. :rolleyes:
 
the_alcatraz said:
wtf? :p

I wanted to look at your profile. Was really not aware you will have posted a picture of your penis on there....fuck! lol..
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geigh proof right here! yes sir.....lol
 
the_alcatraz said:
gai proof that you nticed something that does not even distinctly spell out gai.
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y would u check out his profile after he told u he had cock pictures on there....lol
 
ceo said:
Yes, but I don't recall any gai's being thrown off the tallest building they could find in that book. Am I not remembering correctly?
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I just remember all the doods being closet gais and pedos.
 
8and20 said:
y would u check out his profile after he told u he had cock pictures on there....lol
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He didnt tell me shit. I got k from rnch before I knew him. I accessed his profile to see who gave me k....it was a fuckin setup.
 
the_alcatraz said:
He didnt tell me shit. I got k from rnch before I knew him. I accessed his profile to see who gave me k....it was a fuckin setup.
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an the next 68 times u checked it out? :evil: :artist:
 
did u fuck a wildcat in the gazebo with 3 men watching while you got a pedicure while your neighbor cut your grass and all the while he was thinking... "wtf? is this a gay rodeo?"

huh? is that what happened?
 
AAP said:
Had sex with 3 men. (not all at once)

Didn't work out for the past 3 days.

Cut my grass.
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Cutting grass and having three romps with three diff partners can be considered workouts, so I say two above is false.
 
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Jon79 said:
did u fuck a wildcat in the gazebo with 3 men watching while you got a pedicure while your neighbor cut your grass and all the while he was thinking... "wtf? is this a gay rodeo?"

huh? is that what happened?
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Dude, stop talking about AAP in that degrading tone of voice. It's gai :p
 
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