This is why I love Apple

[zwhit]

isn't he supposed to be arguing with java anyway?

 

[miplank]

isn't he supposed to be arguing with java anyway?

I think he's out killing people and doing other marine shit. You know..doing God's work.

 

[jiggagold]

Hell yea bros

 

[bigpokey]

I'm getting "All State" tatted on my cak

do the chinese ngrs that can write on a grain of rice do tatts too??

 

[Spartacus]

these apple flavored smirnoff ice give me bruises in me thighs

 

[Spartacus]

sneaky like

 

[Spartacus]

this teenager from the tanning bed was coming over to watch a movie
so I stocked up on wine coolers and condoms

 

[Spartacus]

yeah yeah technically smirnoff ice isn't a wine cooler
per se

 

[Spartacus]

 

[ledhead]

I appreciate you sticking up for me, but me being friendly to Mitch is not me being politically correct or diplomatic. That was a long time ago, May or June and there is no way I'm still going to be pissed about that. He knows how I felt about him at the time, I talked to him about it and it's over. We've since made up and we are buds and that's how I really feel. I don't hold e-grudges that long.

You are totally welcome!! I will always defend you, you know that! Remember, we collaborate by eliminating every last pedophile from the face of the earth, that is God's work!! I understand your political correctness... this is the internet.. In the real world , well, you know and I know.. That can be our little secret. You are so right about me sweety, I do have a nasty side. I should be more understanding about some people's precarious lives. When people are by-products of an incestous love affair, they usually develope into sex offenders... Victimizers usually are victims..

Well, off to the real world! You have a wonderful day!! Remember, do God's work!! Bye my sweetheart...



"God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps."