This is too wild..

[jiggagold]

So I'm in downtown Chicago driving home this afternoon and I see this girl who is prolly like 7 driving next to me, shes smiling and staring so I was like fuck it. I roll down my window were goin like 60 on the expressway in moderate traffic and I just hollered at her to give me her number. She says next exit, so we pull of at a gas station and we exchanged emails, she has a boyfriend which she stated right away. She was tall about 5 11 maybe 6 foot , skinny , tits seemed fake and was driving a nice audi. She is ok looking and I was still a little hung from last night so my thought process and dime scale was a little off.

She just emailed me and already sent me pics of her, one of her in the bathroom tub. This may be the greatest pick up of my life ever, I'm going to smash her tomorrow. But damn what a grimey ass chick, this is on another level, she is really just throwing the titties at me so i have to hit just out of necessity and novelty purposes.



of course I got a pic of the tittays at your requests.

 

[Wulfgar]

So I'm in downtown Chicago driving home this afternoon and I see this girl who is prolly like 7 driving next to me, shes smiling and staring so I was like fuck it. I roll down my window were goin like 60 on the expressway in moderate traffic and I just hollered at her to give me her number. She says next exit, so we pull of at a gas station and we exchanged emails, she has a boyfriend which she stated right away. She was tall about 5 11 maybe 6 foot , skinny , tits seemed fake and was driving a nice audi. She is ok looking and I was still a little hung from last night so my thought process and dime scale was a little off.

She just emailed me and already sent me pics of her, one of her in the bathroom tub. This may be the greatest pick up of my life ever, I'm going to smash her tomorrow. But damn what a grimey ass chick, this is on another level, she is really just throwing the titties at me so i have to hit just out of necessity and novelty purposes.



of course I got a pic of the tittays at your requests.

put em on the glass bor

I luv grimey scandalous bitches

 

[jiggagold]

ask and thou shalt receive

check the profile

 

[chris302001]

when you're raw dawgin' it tomorrow, be sure to reach around and check for a cawk.

 

[Wulfgar]

Ya man... she is a dirty piggy with captial P. You better smash that ass till she bleeds and wipe that joker smile off her face.

nice tits

 

[Wulfgar]

when you're raw dawgin' it tomorrow, be sure to reach around and check for a cawk.

thats always a prerequisite when rawdogging

 

[jiggagold]

im a beat the poosy up

 

[Wulfgar]

im a beat the poosy up

girls like that need a dick in the ass, a fist in the back of the head and a steamy duece on the titties


just sayin... thats how I roll

 

[jiggagold]

I like the style, I'm heartless like that too, I'm a fist her asshole and pussy at the same time.

She wants to spark a blunt and cheat on her boyfriend.

Born 2 roll

 

[redshirt27se]

link to said tit pics

 

[jnevin]

I wanna see.

Will you still hit if her cosk is bigger than yours?

 

[jiggagold]

peep the profile for tits, i got the facebook add, shes a she from what i established after viewing her photo gallery

 

[Wulfgar]

peep the profile for tits, i got the facebook add, shes a she from what i established after viewing her photo gallery

that is a plus

 

[bigpokey]

wtf is her wrist bruised the fuk up?

 

[redshirt27se]

am i the only one who read the first sentence and immediately thought this was gonna be about a child driving through chicago?

 

[Sub-Zero]

So I'm in downtown Chicago driving home this afternoon and I see this girl who is prolly like 7 driving next to me, shes smiling and staring so I was like fuck it. I roll down my window were goin like 60 on the expressway in moderate traffic and I just hollered at her to give me her number. She says next exit, so we pull of at a gas station and we exchanged emails, she has a boyfriend which she stated right away. She was tall about 5 11 maybe 6 foot , skinny , tits seemed fake and was driving a nice audi. She is ok looking and I was still a little hung from last night so my thought process and dime scale was a little off.

She just emailed me and already sent me pics of her, one of her in the bathroom tub. This may be the greatest pick up of my life ever, I'm going to smash her tomorrow. But damn what a grimey ass chick, this is on another level, she is really just throwing the titties at me so i have to hit just out of necessity and novelty purposes.



of course I got a pic of the tittays at your requests.

legendary dude

and obvi i wanna see the pix

 

[jnevin]

I'd drown that in rape sauce.

 

[jnevin]

peep the profile for tits, i got the facebook add, shes a she from what i established after viewing her photo gallery

LOL @ just about every pic in her profile being her and her boyfriend.

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL @ just about every pic in her profile being her and her boyfriend.

LOL i just came here to post that lmao

/stalkin

she looks like that hot chick who always shows tits and had the bastard kid with samuel L jackson in that movie training day

 

[Sub-Zero]

the dude likes to lift too, aparently shes into lifter dudes. maybe he posts here

her profile is fucking hilarious

jesus...girls

 

[redshirt27se]

the dude likes to lift too, aparently shes into lifter dudes. maybe he posts here

that would be so awesome.

 

[Wulfgar]

LOL i just came here to post that lmao

/stalkin

she looks like that hot chick who always shows tits and had the bastard kid with samuel L jackson in that movie training day

link said profile

 

[jnevin]

link said profile

In your k

 

[Wulfgar]

In your k

oh this is classic

it would be a dream come true if he was one of those peeps who just reads EF without ever posting and he came on here to call her out...

 

[Wulfgar]

I dont know why but hen i see her smile i think of this

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z278/maugrave/Joker.jpg

 

[AFeedz]

am i the only one who read the first sentence and immediately thought this was gonna be about a child driving through chicago?

Lol same!

And what.the.fuck. What a dirty skank. Lol Good luck on being clean after this one. Who knows how much highway cawk this chick has caught.

 

[calveless wonder]

Haha. She's 21. And from Florida. No wonder she's a whore.

Her nipples are nasty though. But she's pretty hot in a Lot of her pics. Nice job brah

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ subz calling Denzel, Samuel L Jackson.

 

[shirlene29]

link...nao

 

[AFeedz]

Haha. She's 21. And from Florida. No wonder she's a whore.

Her nipples are nasty though. But she's pretty hot in a Lot of her pics. Nice job brah

Damnit. Apparently I was a whore two years ago.

Lol

 

[calveless wonder]

Damnit. Apparently I was a whore two years ago.

Lol

You weren't born in FL

 

[chris302001]

Damnit. Apparently I was a whore two years ago.

Lol

chin up sweetie, you still are.

 

[mrplunkey]

Link to profile plz!

 

[jiggagold]

She isn't the smartest one but definitely still getting it in!

should i wear a rubber????????????????????/

 

[SouthernLord]

smang that shit bro

 

[SouthernLord]

She isn't the smartest one but definitely still getting it in!

should i wear a rubber????????????????????/

You circumsized bro?

You can't get her preggo or catch any nastys if youre cut. Raw dawq that shizz

 

[SouthernLord]

dem tit-tays


good pick up bro

 

[calveless wonder]

She isn't the smartest one but definitely still getting it in!

should i wear a rubber????????????????????/

Ask yourself the question,what would Glad do?

Then do the exact opposite

 

[chris302001]

You circumsized bro?

You can't get her preggo or catch any nastys if youre cut. Raw dawq that shizz

Lolololol

 

[Wulfgar]

dood if u wear a rubber it really doesnt count... u know that

 

[CoBra666]

id bone her, but damn shes got an evil lookin grin. kinda like the joker

 

[jiggagold]

we r emailing back in forth, she wants the diesel so bad

 

[Wulfgar]

id bone her, but damn shes got an evil lookin grin. kinda like the joker

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/too-wild-743183-3.html#post10046373

 

[Wulfgar]

we r emailing back in forth, she wants the diesel so bad

post said emails so that us EF'ers who have not been so fortunate to get some road poosay can live vicariously through you

 

[CoBra666]

good eye wulfgar

 

[jiggagold]

here is last contact

her
mu@h! GlAd I mett. U . U made me smile when u looked at me on the express way

me

haha i can do that to a girl, but ill have you doin alot more than smiling when u come over to kick it..

 

[Wulfgar]

here is last contact

her
mu@h! GlAd I mett. U . U made me smile when u looked at me on the express way

me

haha i can do that to a girl, but ill have you doin alot more than smiling when u come over to kick it..

pimpin

 

[CoBra666]

must be nice. im quite porky right now at 24% body fat. and im half the size of 90% of the girls around me. the rest might be skinny but there faces are damn train wrecks. good on ya dude

 

[AFeedz]

I'm gonna lol if this crazy turns out to be a clinger....based on her seeming like she likes u after a few mins off a freeway exit.

 

[CoBra666]

if shes driven an nice lil audi milk that chick for all the gifts u can get

 

[jiggagold]

she wants to keep me on the low, that was what she said, im like ok thats cool with me

 

[jiggagold]

yea ive been in this situation before, im good at playin the kitty for the gifts/money

funny how the broke ass niccas always get the situations like these

god works in mysterious ways

 

[Wulfgar]

yea ive been in this situation before, im good at playin the kitty for the gifts/money

funny how the broke ass niccas always get the situations like these

god works in mysterious ways

I think god is really on your side here bro

 

[jiggagold]

maybe if knock the beef off her curtains shell slide me the keys to the a5

 

[Wulfgar]

maybe if knock the beef off her curtains shell slide me the keys to the a5

time will tell... make sure u fist her... that always results in lots of presents

 

[Sub-Zero]

how com ei havnt seen naked pics yet

 

[jiggagold]

did u peep my profile

 

[*ebony*]

did u peep my profile

i did. does that make me gay?

 

[jiggagold]

no but ill let u hit

 

[*ebony*]

u or her?

 

[jiggagold]

haha

 

[Sub-Zero]

i like her. she looks excited to send a random guy (you) her titts

her bf msuta really pissed her off

 

[lartinos]

These girls can be a handful, be careful with this one.

 

[Wulfgar]

dont tell her your full name or ever let her find out where you live... I learned that one the hard way

 

[calveless wonder]

dont tell her your full name or ever let her find out where you live... I learned that one the hard way

too late for that because of facebook add.

unless you're one of those people who doesn't put their full name. i know one girl that changed it because she had a stalker and another friend who only put his first and middle name because he got indicted for racketeering

 

[nimbus]

she's gonna drug you and then she and her bf are gonna rape you together when you wake up

 

[mrplunkey]

she's gonna drug you and then she and her bf are gonna rape you together when you wake up

^^^ this

 

[nefertiti]

lol at her wall post last night that she was tired from a long day and had to drive to the city and work.

 

[bigpokey]

im bout to post that link to her pic on her wall bro that cool jig?

 

[uamaverick]

LOLZ. Also, I fucking hate stupid whiny bitches that post melodramatic status updates on their wall about mundane shit.

 

[chewyxrage]

unreal bro, good stuff

 

[Wulfgar]

bump for updates

 

[Lambruh]

I missed all the links, fug