Things you dont say out loud

[Strongbow]

That one's a Bengal.

That cat was a big pretty beast of a kitty from the pics I saw

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[billfred]

Cindy. You're the exception then because most women are downright fucking clueless. Let's face facts here. I'm not saying men don't drive like assholes sometimes (they do).

I am a great driver, unless someone has oiled down an exit ramp.

 

[PretzelBuns]

I am a great driver, unless someone has oiled down an exit ramp.

Play old school NES games much?

 

[wootoom]

I'll ban this pretzel buns faggot and then I'm sure I will find out who it is


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[WoodyO]

It's DusteeFartz

 

[wootoom]

I don't even know who that faggot is either


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[nangiggles]

I don't even know who that faggot is either


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He's a good bro

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off


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[Strongbow]

He's a good bro

Shut your filthy fucking mouth

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[PretzelBuns]

Ima nice person!

 

[WoodyO]

I have HIV, Herpes, Gonorrhea and curved erections.

 

[nangiggles]

curved to the left?

 

[WoodyO]

No, Down.

 

[WoodyO]

Like Gonzo

 

[Strongbow]

Ima nice person!

Fuck off

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[nangiggles]

No, Down.

I just cringed

 

[Aplopez8]

I curve to the left

 

[nangiggles]

I curve to the left

No one asked you

 

[miplank]

that's tr00

 

[Aplopez8]

What

 

[Aplopez8]

Ever

 

[-SD-]

Back and to the left
Back and to the left
Back and to the left

 

[WoodyO]

There had to have been a second spitter.

 

[-SD-]

can i hernandez?

 

[WoodyO]

Keith Hernandez!?!

 

[wootoom]

My asshole just dropped


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[WoodyO]

Wtf is up with that tag?

 

[cindylou]

wtf

 

[nangiggles]

There had to have been a second spitter.

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/07/kramer_spit_on-68698.gif

 

[WoodyO]

That was one magic loogie

 

[-SD-]

lol at tag

 

[cindylou]

is that supposed to be an insult?

 

[wootoom]

Quit being mean to Cindy


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[WoodyO]

A girl that is into you enough to swallow is definitely a keeper.

 

[cindylou]

A girl that is into you enough to swallow is definitely a keeper.

I would think that would be a positive thing, right?

It seems kinda self-loathing for a man to try to use that as an insult.

 

[WoodyO]

I would think that would be a positive thing, right?

It seems kinda self-loathing for a man to try to use that as an insult.

That's why I'm fairly certain Buffgeigh did it.

 

[wootoom]

Probably, guy is a fucking tool


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[dabuffguy]

Hey, screw both of you, I didn't douche it!

 

[WoodyO]

Lol

 

[cindylou]

alright, will the real fgt please stand up?

or is it nan?

 

[Strongbow]

Hey, screw both of you, I didn't douche it!

I like the fact that you're a bodybuilding and supplement consultant as well as a Mooslim.

 

[dabuffguy]

I like the fact that you're a bodybuilding and supplement consultant as well as a Mooslim.

I'm gonna change it to Mooslim terrorist consultant.

 

[Strongbow]

I'm gonna change it to Mooslim terrorist consultant.

Shows versatility

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[nangiggles]

alright, will the real fgt please stand up?

or is it nan?

WTF I've barely posted lately and am using the app. Don't even know what it said

 

[Bubbly]

Maybe they misspelled when they were tagging. That would be more offensive.

 

[cindylou]

Lol

 

[ha1a1]

Synthetic Vomit.

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[miplank]

cool story

 

[nangiggles]

I cant read what this guy says

 

[ha1a1]

Do not attempt to comprehend on a conscious level. Sometimes it is not the butterfly in the wind, but the wind in the butterfly that commands our focus....

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[nangiggles]

Boom!

 

[wootoom]

Do not attempt to comprehend on a conscious level. Sometimes it is not the butterfly in the wind, but the wind in the butterfly that commands our focus....

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Fuck off before I ban you cunt face


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[ha1a1]

Im not sure what to do...I keep farting. These are some heavy duty Apocalypse Now inspired farts...normally I would go the gym and share them but I have to pick up my girlfriend and I have never let one of this calibre off in her vicinity. I need to borrow a dog to blame it on.

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[WoodyO]

How can she be your girlfriend if you've never farted in front of her?

 

[ha1a1]

She doesn't know yet.

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[iamthatiam]

Man I'd luck to fuck that fine ass...to some of my female co-workers. And grab those titties.

 

[iamthatiam]

and smell your hair and sniff you all over before making you my bitch... Just general sexual
thoughts

 

[nangiggles]

and smell your hair and sniff you all over before making you my bitch... Just general sexual
thoughts

pervert

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[WoodyO]

Make her bleed slowly

 

[mustang_00]

yawn

 

[WoodyO]

I've torn all the local whores.