Things you dont say out loud

[musclemom]

Big hands can mean good hand jobs no?

I think that's all in the skill of the person doing the job. Frankly, I think masturbating someone else is the most complicated thing you can do sexually, certainly harder than oral or intercourse. You have to think about what you're doing, and that goes for both guys and girls. There's some dudes who have NO idea how to touch a woman (a clitoris is not a doorbell) and never get the hang of it. And I'm sure there's plenty of men out there who would love to say "Honey, while enthusiasm is appreciated you're not ringing in the New Year down there!" but there's the fear that you go criticizing her she might just say "Fine, then I won't touch it at all!"

Oh, the large hand thing? Perspective: Small hands make any pecker look bigger

 

[Strongbow]

I think that's all in the skill of the person doing the job. Frankly, I think masturbating someone else is the most complicated thing you can do sexually, certainly harder than oral or intercourse. You have to think about what you're doing, and that goes for both guys and girls. There's some dudes who have NO idea how to touch a woman (a clitoris is not a doorbell) and never get the hang of it. And I'm sure there's plenty of men out there who would love to say "Honey, while enthusiasm is appreciated you're not ringing in the New Year down there!" but there's the fear that you go criticizing her she might just say "Fine, then I won't touch it at all!"

Oh, the large hand thing? Perspective: Small hands make any pecker look bigger

Scared my pocket is gonna make your hand look small?

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[miplank]

I have big ass hands

 

[musclemom]

Scared my pocket is gonna make your hand look small?

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Beezy, dear, I'm going to point out the almost painfully obvious to you:

A) I've already seen the pic you posted of your member.

Z] Upon viewing said picture need I remind you that I publicly advised you to remove it from your gallery.

3.1.9 You really, really don't want to know what I said to someone else about your pickle privately.

Cheer up, you're not special, I'm not interested in looking at the nether regions of anybody on this board ... or most anywhere, else, really. Spend enough time around crowds of naked strangers of all ages, shapes and sizes and genitals will lose their novelty for anyone. Trust me. Even when those genitals are tattooed and pierced ... a lot ... a WHOLE lot. We're talking clanking when you walk lot.

 

[miplank]

I would like to hear what you said about his pickle privately...

 

[musclemom]

I would like to hear what you said about his pickle privately...

Check your karma -- and you may not post it

 

[miplank]

lololololololo

 

[AFeedz]

I love musclemom

 

[Strongbow]

Beezy, dear, I'm going to point out the almost painfully obvious to you:

A) I've already seen the pic you posted of your member.

Z] Upon viewing said picture need I remind you that I publicly advised you to remove it from your gallery.

3.1.9 You really, really don't want to know what I said to someone else about your pickle privately.

Cheer up, you're not special, I'm not interested in looking at the nether regions of anybody on this board ... or most anywhere, else, really. Spend enough time around crowds of naked strangers of all ages, shapes and sizes and genitals will lose their novelty for anyone. Trust me. Even when those genitals are tattooed and pierced ... a lot ... a WHOLE lot. We're talking clanking when you walk lot.

I feel abused by you

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[Strongbow]

I love musclemom

Yea well you have the most shitty taste in men ever known to humanity so I hate all of you

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[miplank]

loolollololo

 

[Strongbow]

lololololololo

Do not encourage this dyke

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[miplank]

I was laughing at your post

 

[musclemom]

I feel abused by you

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One has to ask, is it abuse to clobber the person who keeps chasing after you begging to be hit?

 

[WoodyO]

I too would like to read the pickle comment.

 

[Strongbow]

I was laughing at your post

Oh my bad carry on then. I hate wickers

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[Strongbow]

One has to ask, is it abuse to clobber the person who keeps chasing after you begging to be hit?

I was trying to be nice to you

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[musclemom]

I too would like to read the pickle comment.

Hmmm, beginning to think I should change out the wisdom of Lao Tzu for an anonymous dick pic comment ...

 

[Strongbow]

I too would like to read the pickle comment.

No you wouldn't regardless she's just telling lies trying to make me doubt my penis. I just showed it to my scale girl and she said it's still big and it hurts like hell. I hate tiny vaginas

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[Strongbow]

Hmmm, beginning to think I should change out the wisdom of Lao Tzu for an anonymous dick pic comment ...

You just jelly cause I'm swolt and your old man is fat and his weiner don't work

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[miplank]

lol

 

[musclemom]

No you wouldn't regardless she's just telling lies trying to make me doubt my penis. I just showed it to my scale girl and she said it's still big and it hurts like hell. I hate tiny vaginas

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Illogical to assume my comment had anything to do with size. Spend enough time on this board and you learn a bit about forced perspective, as well as Photoshop.

 

[Strongbow]

Illogical to assume my comment had anything to do with size. Spend enough time on this board and you learn a bit about forced perspective, as well as Photoshop.

Oh shit here we go again look enough EF bitches have seen my pee pee to know it's not a shop pic. Anyway hate on wicker ngr. Jesus and Beezekiel still love you and we pray that thoust shalt seeth the eternal light and come to The Chosen One and kneel before his mighty staff and see that it is indeed mighty and good.

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[musclemom]

You just jelly cause I'm swolt and your old man is fat and his weiner don't work

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Not logical since jealousy implies you have something I want. Other than providing an opportunity to exercise my witty repartee, you got nothing, Beez.

And true, both hubby and I could stand to lose a little fluff, fuck it, too much like work. On the other hand, hubby's wiener? Man has more wood than a lumbar yard and more stamina than a marathoner and that's at 60.

Nothing keeps that damned thing down.

 

[Strongbow]

Not logical since jealousy implies you have something I want. Other than providing an opportunity to exercise my witty repartee, you got nothing, Beez.

And true, both hubby and I could stand to lose a little fluff, fuck it, too much like work. On the other hand, hubby's wiener? Man has more wood than a lumbar yard and more stamina than a marathoner and that's at 60.

Nothing keeps that damned thing down.

Ewwwwww shit Your husband is old I bet his nuts are long and wrinkly nasty as shit fuck you're sick

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[miplank]

Grandpa LongNuts is a good alter name

 

[dabuffguy]

Longball Larry

 

[musclemom]

Ewwwwww shit Your husband is old I bet his nuts are long and wrinkly nasty as shit fuck you're sick

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Quite the contrary, TRT for over seven years w/out HCG. He's extremely youthful in that department.

And now I can play with them too -- used to be kind of a no fly zone ...

 

[nangiggles]

Check your karma -- and you may not post it

IN! for pickle comment

 

[musclemom]

Nan, you're the last one. The rest of you have to play PM circuit or text circuit or some other thing y'all do that always leaves me out.

 

[WoodyO]

Post up a pic of gramps nutsack. Please, no grey bush though.

 

[musclemom]

Post up a pic of gramps nutsack. Please, no grey bush though.

a-1: Hubby is not a grandfather.

Y-17] WTF would I be doing with a picture of my husband's privates?!

999.9) Homo

 

[WoodyO]

a-1: Hubby is not a grandfather.

Y-17] WTF would I be doing with a picture of my husband's privates?!

999.9) Homo

Why so mean? It was for scientific research.

 

[Strongbow]

Why so mean? It was for scientific research.

She's just mean man

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[PretzelBuns]

Wow

 

[musclemom]

Why so mean? It was for scientific research.

1. Acquire research grant.

Y: Pay my husband enough money to get him to display his goods.

OR

B-1] Post same request on the Masters board. Offer to pay in karma or interesting research chemicals.

See you next week.

 

[WoodyO]

1. Acquire research grant.

Y: Pay my husband enough money to get him to display his goods.

OR

B-1] Post same request on the Masters board. Offer to pay in karma or interesting research chemicals.

See you next week.

1. Who is this pretzlebuns character?

B. Will he accept trade in either Q). 3D reverse engineering , or IV). credit towards work completed in either 3). additive manufacturing, or Z.1). subtractive manufacturing

4. WTF are you talking about!?!

 

[nangiggles]

Wow

and you are?

 

[miplank]

1. Who is this pretzlebuns character?

B. Will he accept trade in either Q). 3D reverse engineering , or IV). credit towards work completed in either 3). additive manufacturing, or Z.1). subtractive manufacturing

4. WTF are you talking about!?!

can you make anything cool w/either of those options?

 

[PretzelBuns]

and you are?

Chuck

 

[WoodyO]

can you make anything cool w/either of those options?

Depends on your idea of cool.

I've made dildos and other assorted sex toys, weapons of mass destruction and unmanned vehicles, medical devices that have revolutionized hip and knee replacements, high end consumer products and a whole mess of worthless shit for small time inventors.

I've been on TV many times showing our products. I've worked on products for celebrities and hand delivered them to those celebrities. I've worked with high ranking military officials. But today, I've spent all day working on some shitty ass sunglasses.

 

[miplank]

so you can build me cool shit basically...

 

[PretzelBuns]

I've been on TV many times showing our products.

Are you the slap chop guy?

Also, wtf is with the 300 second rule?

 

[WoodyO]

so you can build me cool shit basically...

Probably. I've built a trophy for Tiger Woods. Head phones for 50 Cent. A $500 plated vibrator. An anal toy that is disguised as a electric razor to hide in your travel bag. And for over a decade I've been working on robotic dogs that will parachute into battlefields.

 

[WoodyO]

Are you the slap chop guy?

Also, wtf is with the 300 second rule?

Is that the Vince the sham wow guy?

 

[cindylou]

Chuck

 

[sexyMFer]

This never happened

 

[WoodyO]

We made this corvette engine out of a uoptic resin in RTV tooling to display at shows:

 

[AFeedz]

Yea well you have the most shitty taste in men ever known to humanity so I hate all of you

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Lol my man is amazing. You're batshit crazy.

And no one cares when the man of 100 divorces questions your ability to pick 'em. Laughable.

 

[billfred]

Chuck

lolz

 

[PretzelBuns]

lolz

What's so funny?

 

[WoodyO]

Lol my man is amazing. You're batshit crazy.

And no one cares when the man of 100 divorces questions your ability to pick 'em. Laughable.

"Batshit crazy" is a term reserved for Blueta only

 

[WoodyO]

so you can build me cool shit basically...

Check this out:

 

[Strongbow]

Lol my man is amazing. You're batshit crazy.

And no one cares when the man of 100 divorces questions your ability to pick 'em. Laughable.

Ok you're delusional and I have not made to 100 yet but gimme some time it takes many bitches for THE CHOSEN ONE. Baleeeeeeeeee dat bish ngr

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[miplank]

We made this corvette engine out of a uoptic resin in RTV tooling to display at shows:

bro, send me that. It would be badass in my dealership

 

[WoodyO]

Ok you're delusional and I have not made to 100 yet but gimme some time it takes many bitches for THE CHOSEN ONE. Baleeeeeeeeee dat bish ngr

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How many times have you been divorced? My 1st divorce will be final on May 7th.

 

[PretzelBuns]

bro, send me that. It would be badass in my dealership

You make dreams come true?

 

[WoodyO]

bro, send me that. It would be badass in my dealership

We didn't develop this. We've been fabricating parts for it for about a decade though.

 

[miplank]

you said you made it....

 

[PICK3]

you said you made it....

and he actually made dick

 

[WoodyO]

you said you made it....

I've made just about every piece of it across multiple models.

We usually just nudge people in the right direction. Tell them how to develop it, make recommendations, etc. We don't do the actual final design of most things so we are not held accountable for it's end use.

 

[miplank]

print me up another one bish

 

[Strongbow]

How many times have you been divorced? My 1st divorce will be final on May 7th.

A lot bro it took me a while to figure out that you can't do whatever you want whenever you want and fuck whoever you want to make a marriage work.

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[Strongbow]

Lol my man is amazing. You're batshit crazy.

And no one cares when the man of 100 divorces questions your ability to pick 'em. Laughable.

I was just thinking that the only way you could be assigned the worst man picker in history is if you had dated Java. Add that fucking psycho to your list of skinny faggots and dudes with 3 inch dicks and I'd say you were the undisputed champion. But being how you didn't do that I'm gonna say I have to take back my previous remarks. Don't mean you don't have shitty taste just not the shittiest ever. We still boys tho and I still love you.

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[smurf2]

Awww, my bad, too close to home, huh?

It's too bad after all these years you still can't take a joke.

 

[cindylou]

I was just thinking that the only way you could be assigned the worst man picker in history is if you had dated Java. Add that fucking psycho to your list of skinny faggots and dudes with 3 inch dicks and I'd say you were the undisputed champion. But being how you didn't do that I'm gonna say I have to take back my previous remarks. Don't mean you don't have shitty taste just not the shittiest ever. We still boys tho and I still love you.

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um, thanks.

 

[PretzelBuns]

um, thanks.

Uh oh

 

[AFeedz]

I was just thinking that the only way you could be assigned the worst man picker in history is if you had dated Java. Add that fucking psycho to your list of skinny faggots and dudes with 3 inch dicks and I'd say you were the undisputed champion. But being how you didn't do that I'm gonna say I have to take back my previous remarks. Don't mean you don't have shitty taste just not the shittiest ever. We still boys tho and I still love you.

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By the description, you clearly know nothing about him so I'm gonna go ahead and excuse your ignorance

 

[AFeedz]

um, thanks.

Don't worry, girl. It could be worse. You could've chosen Strongbow.

 

[PICK3]

Don't worry, girl. It could be worse. You could've chosen Strongbow.

olololololololololololol! @ StrongMo p'wnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[musclemom]

It's too bad after all these years you still can't take a joke.

Holy Shit, ME not take a JOKE!?

I swear to all the gods, virtually NOBODY on this board gets my sense of humor!

No wonder I like BBC America.

 

[miplank]

u mad?

 

[bigbassturd]

Lol easy with the BBC talk

Redscam will be all up in this bitch

 

[PretzelBuns]

Lol

 

[miplank]

is anyone else still not sure what woodyo actually does?

 

[WoodyO]

is anyone else still not sure what woodyo actually does?

Does? In what sense? I'm sitting on the shitter right now.

 

[miplank]

i meant at work....you build shit but you don't build shit wtf

 

[musclemom]

u mad?

This way ---> Oh good grief, No.

This way, on the other hand ...

I firmly believe that, as psychology is a "soft science", any diagnosis made by such is completely subjective and therefore, probably bullshit.

 

[miplank]

A simple yes or no would've suffice.

 

[sexyMFer]

wat the fuck

 

[miplank]

wut

 

[musclemom]

See, nobody gets my sense of humor.

 

[miplank]

pwnt!

 

[miplank]

well, to be fair I'm really high and I just closed my eyes and felt like i was falling like a million miles and hour and i opened my eyes scared the fuckin shit outta me...

 

[miplank]

im not sure what that has to do with anything, just thought i'd share.

 

[PretzelBuns]

This never happened

 

[miplank]

I kinda wanna do it again...

 

[cindylou]

get a diary

 

[miplank]

really?

 

[PICK3]

well, to be fair I'm really high and I just closed my eyes and felt like i was falling like a million miles and hour and i opened my eyes scared the fuckin shit outta me...

that's cuz you got shit weed

 

[miplank]

lol@that

 

[cindylou]

Don't worry, girl. It could be worse. You could've chosen Strongbow.

lol

 

[PICK3]

lol@that

word on teh street is legal weed is good only if you rawk a vag

 

[miplank]

contain your jealousy

 

[Strongbow]

um, thanks.

Everybody makes one bad choice shug you did pick mitch that ngr is top notch

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[Strongbow]

By the description, you clearly know nothing about him so I'm gonna go ahead and excuse your ignorance

You do that. And I really love CW I'm just fucking with you . Real talk does he still have that big ass cat?

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[Strongbow]

Don't worry, girl. It could be worse. You could've chosen Strongbow.

I wish java would kick your ass for that comment. I'm 240 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. Contain yo jealousy.

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[AFeedz]

We have 2.

 

[Strongbow]

We have 2.

What kinda cats are they again?

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[AFeedz]

That one's a Bengal.