Gymgurl said:Wake him up with oral sex![]()
With your lips practically touching his ear, whisper the naughtiest deed you'd do to him....
Gymgurl said:Im being nice lol don't go there

ever watch porn with your grandparents?Gymgurl said:That is a good thing....otherwise I would be concerned
we should go down to the retirement home and watch porn with them.Gymgurl said:Can't say I have.....and not with my parents or any other realative...
Gymgurl said:In doggie, act like an animal, throw your head back. Let loose with the noise, don't hold anything back. Bend your legs and look back at him if you can. If you dare, make him fuck your ass. At the least, tell him to lick it. This will intensify his doggie experience. If you wanna be nasty as anything, and if he likes nasty girls, when he's fucking your ass make him bring his cock round and put in in your mouth, suck it clean, then put it back in your ass. That's what the girls in the movies do, and the boys love it. You can also reach back and play with his balls as they swing, or even better, play with your clitty to increase your orgasms.
Gymgurl said:If you wanna be nasty as anything, and if he likes nasty girls, when he's fucking your ass make him bring his cock round and put in in your mouth, suck it clean, then put it back in your ass. .
sometimes. others i like to be totally humiliated and have my dignity stripped.Gymgurl said:You must be dominate in bed HT
Gymgurl said:Speaking of being rough, some guys like it when girls bite, scratch, spit on, smother, squash, slap and generally hurt them while getting off on them. Hurt him if he likes it. Similarly, many guys like to slap girls around, fuck them really really hard (abusively, almost), and cum on their face, etc... if you like being dominated and thoroughly ravaged in such ways, make sure you let him know, so he knows he can go all out with you; he may want to but may be worried that you're not into that. Not all guys are either dominant or submissive: the healthiest relationships are often when both partners like to play both roles and some in between. Variation is the key: communication is vital.

Gymgurl said:I personally don't do that....just keep a towel handy lol
professional hookers do that.FEISTY11975 said:I have towels next to my bed
HumanTarget said:professional hookers do that.

you think so?Gymgurl said:LOL he might pay ya lol
Gymgurl said:ask him lol.....Hey HT how much will ya pay for fiesty??
Gymgurl said:ask him lol.....Hey HT how much will ya pay for fiesty??

HumanTarget said:you can't auction something that's already owned.

do we need a maid? or just someone to throw water balloons at.?Gymgurl said:Hey she is cheaper then gas HT
HumanTarget said:do we need a maid? or just someone to throw water balloons at.?
i bet you wouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.FEISTY11975 said:no water balloons but I bet I'd look cute in a french maids uniform![]()
HumanTarget said:i bet you wouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.
Gymgurl said:now you know he would have ot bite them lol
bilter said:thats it..............gotta run to the bathroom and comb my hair for 30 minutes

bilter said:thats it..............gotta run to the bathroom and comb my hair for 30 minutes
i take longer. you should see my water bill....blueta2 said:30 mins? You're not doing something right if u need 30 mins...haha!
HumanTarget said:i would draw on your ass with a sharpie & post it on Elite.

Gymgurl said:When you're in missionary, you can do things with your legs that drive him crazy. Try wrapping them around him, squeezing him with them. Hurt him - he'll probably like it. Also, putting your legs wide in the air, up on his shoulders, or best of all behind your head can be very very sexy. Stroke his chest with your feet, if he likes them, put them in his mouth. That will drive him crazy while he's fucking you if he likes that sort of thing. Play with your clitty and get yourself off, while his cock's in you. Pinch your nipples and push yor titties together
FEISTY11975 said:lol
send cash!![]()
Gymgurl said:Speaking of being rough, some guys like it when girls bite, scratch, spit on, smother, squash, slap and generally hurt them while getting off on them. Hurt him if he likes it. Similarly, many guys like to slap girls around, fuck them really really hard (abusively, almost), and cum on their face, etc... if you like being dominated and thoroughly ravaged in such ways, make sure you let him know, so he knows he can go all out with you; he may want to but may be worried that you're not into that. Not all guys are either dominant or submissive: the healthiest relationships are often when both partners like to play both roles and some in between. Variation is the key: communication is vital.
i'd write "LMAO @ this bitch" and have an arrow pointing to her butthole.immortalis said:Would it say "HT put it here..." ?![]()
FEISTY11975 said:GG is on a role today! Damn girl, me and you think alike...well, almost...the licking his cock clean after its been in your ass thing...ummm I don't think so. Thats just nasty! but all the rest, Hell yeah!![]()
and then i start yelling for a guard.top2bottomdfw said:wake him up with some body contact, hands all over his body; nipples, work down to his crotch; do just enough oral to get him excited; start playing with his butthole; toss the salad for a while until he gets all hot and horny. Then reach for the lube and a condom and tell him to get ready for a hard, long, deep fuck. Priceless.
tongueing that ass again sweetie?Frisky said:My beau asked me if I had a built in vibrator in my tounge.... I won't elaborate on exactly what I was doing... but he sure did enjoy it. We both agree I'd make a good carpet muncher... bwhahahah
Gymgurl said:Wear a dress when you're out with him with nothing underneath. Then tell him there's nothing underneath.
Gymgurl said:Wear a dress when you're out with him with nothing underneath. Then tell him there's nothing underneath.
HOT, nothing like a 3 way! You got a great idea, dude!HumanTarget said:and then i start yelling for a guard.

yeah, you, him & his glistening nightstick. i'll be reading the Bible.top2bottomdfw said:HOT, nothing like a 3 way! You got a great idea, dude!![]()
wtf? please translate...Gymgurl said:or straped to a back board taking a shot of some good medication
Frisky said:My beau asked me if I had a built in vibrator in my tounge.... I won't elaborate on exactly what I was doing... but he sure did enjoy it. We both agree I'd make a good carpet muncher... bwhahahah
HumanTarget said:wtf? please translate...
thanks. apparently, you had my name run and know my background now....Gymgurl said:because you could deal with jail...highy medicated and just watch the others have a hard time lol.....I know I would prefer it that way lol
heatherrae said:come on now, friskers. You have to elaborate on that one. humming?

woof; check out the hot stuff in the "Song of Solomon" racy reading there; world's first erotic writing; and Jackie Collins only thought she invented the sex novel!HumanTarget said:yeah, you, him & his glistening nightstick. i'll be reading the Bible.
look, the gayest my reading ever got was a brief interlude in Delieverance & "Curious" George books.....top2bottomdfw said:woof; check out the hot stuff in the "Song of Solomon" racy reading there; world's first erotic writing; and Jackie Collins only thought she invented the sex novel!
Humming is goodFrisky said:LOL
I'm quite a hummer![]()
I,m still waiting GGGymgurl said:Wake him up with oral sex![]()
With your lips practically touching his ear, whisper the naughtiest deed you'd do to him....
Gymgurl said:Wake him up with oral sex![]()
With your lips practically touching his ear, whisper the naughtiest deed you'd do to him....
Gymgurl said:Wake him up with oral sex![]()
Gymgurl said:Wake him up with oral sex![]()
With your lips practically touching his ear, whisper the naughtiest deed you'd do to him....
that would be a deal breaker for me.....he wouldnt even get Starbucks or breakfast...perkele said:Ever rimmed his ass? Good morning dear! *poof gas*
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