The 'Reply' with a line from a John Mayer lyric, to help you nerds get laid

[PICK3]

try playing a moonlight sonata on the piano for a woman

I play moonlight sonata on my bitches kittyphone with my tongue.

 

[ThruTheWire]

Comparing yourself to John Mayer is x 10

You totally missed the point. Its an exercise, a first step, a baby step if you will to get you etards laid. That is not this is an intervention. I seriously doubt many here have gotten buttered in the last preceding 12 calendar months.
And most find this as their sole source of social interaction, which is sad, very sad.
We're just here to help you, we are a crisis team to help you interact with the real world instead of touching yourself (playing the bikini game with yoself) in a futile attempt to create meaning in your life we want to help you

 

[ThruTheWire]

I play moonlight sonata on my bitches kittyphone with my tongue.

lol, you are a sad little drunken man hooked on benzos, what foolish girl would find you attractive lol? There are no bitches my man, helloo?? wake up call

 

[PICK3]

lol, you are a sad little drunken man hooked on benzosl

yes, yes ... I am

 

[ThruTheWire]

yes, yes ... I am

welcome to the brotherhood

 

[bw1]

LMAO! @ this thread...

 

[PICK3]

lol, you are a sad little drunken man hooked on benzos, what foolish girl would find you attractive lol? l

A sad little drunken woman hooked on benzos?