The 'Reply' with a line from a John Mayer lyric, to help you nerds get laid

[ThruTheWire]

I'll start it off, if it worked for Jessica Simpson, you dorks should be able to be able to use it (although, your writer called and said "its your delivery...)



Here goes line 1:
"We got the afternoon, you got this room for two..."


Ok, so here's the next line, hopefully you etards can follow along and get off the internet and get some actual physical interation

"One thing I have left to do is... discover me.. discovering you.."
"one mile to every inch,,,your skin like porcelain......one pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue.."
"this is bound to be awhile..... your body is a wonderland..."

Only the biggest etard could not get laid with not reciting his lyrics (which I suspect most of you cant get it wet even the women)

What's funny is the dude posting from the US open to say I see pretty girls lololol. Now that's funny, etardness at his best. I remember walking by 2000 sorority girls in university during pledge week and my geek friend saying "watch this...I wont SAY a word" lolol

 

[PICK3]

Stfu!

 

[ThruTheWire]

Stfu!

When was the last time you got laid Mr internet? And when was the last time you (if ever) got laid without the use of alcohol lol?
Perhaps if you learned to say some john mayer lines, you wouldnt spend most of your life trying to saturate your GABA receptors with alcohol or xanies lol

 

[PICK3]

When was the last time you got laid Mr internet? And when was the last time you (if ever) got laid without the use of alcohol lol?
Perhaps if you learned to say some john mayer lines, you wouldnt spend most of your life trying to saturate your GABA receptors with alcohol or xanies lol

I don't know any John Mayer lyrics. I'll have to get back with you after I converse with javaguru.

 

[bw1]

Who the fuck is John Mayer?

 

[ThruTheWire]

I don't know any John Mayer lyrics. I'll have to get back with you after I converse with javaguru.

Just saying m8, leave your GABAs alone for six months and try playing a moonlight sonata on the piano for a woman instead of pushing Boone's strawberry wine on her. Not necessarily John Mayer, but saying something for her, only for her can get you what so many complain about. Seems the simplest path from point A to point B.
Rather than this insidious headgame bravado that permeates the internet etard's approach, which is something to marvel and laugh at.
Not necessarily pointing at you on that though, just a characteristic of other etards

 

[PICK3]

Who the fuck is John Mayer?

Think that's Lance Bass' blow buddy.

 

[ThruTheWire]

Who the fuck is John Mayer?

Your body is a wonderland.... apparently he is porking Jessica Simpson. See girls go for semi-ok guys like myself, not gorgeous but fulfill their needs. WHICH is the definition of marketing: "fulfilling the needs and wants of the consumer~at a profit"
So us dorky guysm guy on the left

find much more butter than the caveman or the internet Don Juan (also known as an etard)

 

[PICK3]

Comparing yourself to John Mayer is x 10

 

[Lestat]