The plumber somehow knew I liked anal

[the_alcatraz]

Dude, I'm not a mortician you know. One plumber was $450, I couldn't have afforded two.

deep throat?

 

[Spartacus]

boston ties it up!

 

[Lestat]

deep throat?

lol

 

[Spartacus]

Dude, I'm not a mortician you know. One plumber was $450, I couldn't have afforded two.

I'm a business owner
chcik I spoke to today for the first time
her father's a mortician
he's the "help"

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

she said she grew up around an embalming room

 

[Lestat]

2 times!

 

[Spartacus]

2 times!

she was in the car and at one point
fuck!
I asked her what'd you just say?
"I talk like a sailor when I'm driving"

I got her
likes cats too

 

[superqt4u2nv]

You pull some pretty hot ladies.

 

[Lestat]

im allertic to cats