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The plumber somehow knew I liked anal

RottenWillow

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since he reamed my ass without even asking.


I nicked our 3" PVC septic drain with the lawnmower last Spring and called the plumber to fix it. I had a doctor's appt the next day, but also had to get the thing fixed pronto, so my friend was kind enough to meet him here at the house that morning and the plumber's office said they could accept my CC number over the phone. Cool, all good.

So dude calls me while I"m in the waiting room talking about the drain line was supposed to exit the house below ground level and blah blah lower the entire system give me $3000. I say go park behind the Dairy Queen and smoke some rock dude, I'm not trying to pay you 3 g's, ok what do I owe you for the service call. Then homie's like uuuh...ok I think I've got the part on my truck to fix just the break for $450. Ok I go for that. Now my friend is a smart girl, but really doesn't have a clue about repairs of any kind, so she tells me yes he's replacing a pipe and it looks good, so I give the dude the CC number. I look at it the next day, and from the part still exposed above ground I can see he's installed a new 45 degree PVC bend. Doesn't look cheesy. Ok fine.

Now last week we've got Lake Fucking Superior in the back yard. My fiance digs down a bit below the visible PVC bend the plumber installed and the dick did nothing at all but cut back the existing underground PVC and use a cheap rubber coupling to connect it to the PVC bend he connected to the house line. Oh and the PVC lengths he's mating together don't even line up, so the rubber collar is twisted at a angle, preventing a good, solid seal anyway.

45 degree PVC bend $4, rubber coupling boot, $2, labor charge $444, RW slashing all the plumber's tires to get her money's worth, priceless.
 
how many hours labor for $444??

sounds like a couple of hours. . .tops. . .that's over $200 per hour. . .shit. . .my top rate (when i'm on the witness stand testifying on behalf of some quality forensic accounting work that i've completed) is only $160. . .wtf?
 
So, the plumber fixed the surgeon’s leaking sink by simply replacing a washer that took only minutes.

The plumber said, “that will be $250”, to which the surgeon replied … jeez, I don’t even charge that much.

The plumber responded … “neither did I when I was a surgeon”.
 
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