The Perfect Woman

[musclemom]

Well, gentlemen, let's hear it. You have a poll, vote, it's anonymous.

What single component of a woman do you consider most important to hang with her, be with her, look forward to being in her presence.

Maybe we'll try to create a composite based on the ranking of the elements. You CAN make more than one selection

 

[the_alcatraz]

Sense of humor and enchanting smile

 

[digimon7068]

my wife's pretty face was what drew me in. . .sadly. . .i'm pretty shallow. . .or at least i was then. . .i didn't know her at the time and, without the face, i probably wouldn't have even noticed her. . .she didn't hang with my particular group of friends. . .

but. . .after almost 19 years together, i can honestly say that she is the single finest person i have ever known. . .her intentions are always pure, her heart is always in the right place, she is the best mother that i have ever seen. . .

in short, it's her depth of character. . .she makes me (and everyone else around her) a better person. . .

 

[mountain muscle]

There is no single component. It is always a combination.

I have certain preferences when it comes to physical attributes, but they are not set in stone.

Her laugh and smile make a difference too. The look in her eyes is a big thing too. Reveals a lot. Lips are important.

 

[javaguru]

Intelligence and wit....but I still like skinny wiminz...

 

[musclemom]

Gentlemen, there is now a poll, have fun

 

[Sub-Zero]

Gentlemen, there is now a poll, have fun

i voted for everything except the last 3

 

[superqt4u2nv]

The last option should have read I am Pick3

 

[c-sharp minor]

Someone who is intelligent and genuinely possesses a sincere, amiable demeanor.

I've dated very beautiful women who were, for the most part, about as intelligent as a doorknob. It's very much a turn-off.

 

[dirty~d~]

I love the selections MuscleMom.

Perfect face (you want to eat without vomiting, right? )

LMFAO!!!!!

 

[all the whey]

One that won't eat my pantry snacks, will make the bed, and not slam the god damn car door!!

 

[javaguru]

One that won't eat my pantry snacks, will make the bed, and not slam the god damn car door!!

You forgot picking up loose change that ends up on the floor.

 

[musclemom]

i voted for everything except the last 3

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

 

[dirty~d~]

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

Nah, men like real beotches so they don't have to feel guilty when they call us beotch.

 

[musclemom]

One that won't eat my pantry snacks, will make the bed, and not slam the god damn car door!!

But I thought the consensus was that nice is NOT a prerequisite ... maybe I should have included "Labotomized Zombie" or "one who is nursing an eating disorder" as well *sigh*

 

[all the whey]

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

I think you will be surprised on how many men vote for I can overlook a lot if a woman is genuinely nice

 

[all the whey]

But I thought the consensus was that nice is NOT a prerequisite ... maybe I should have included "Labotomized Zombie" or "one who is nursing an eating disorder" as well *sigh*

Is there a choice for a woman with a good sense of humor and not so god damn Dramatic?

 

[all the whey]

Btw

I can overlook a lot if a woman is genuinely nice

A gentle and compassionate nature

should have (if one exists) next to them.

A lot of guys might not have actually met a girl like that.

 

[musclemom]

Is there a choice for a woman with a good sense of humor and not so god damn Dramatic?

Oh get over yourself. I've been married since I was 18, I either need intensive therapy or I've got one hell of a sense of humor

 

[all the whey]

Oh get over yourself. I've been married since I was 18, I either need intensive therapy or I've got one hell of a sense of humor

Maybe your still married because your husband doesn't argue with you when you are dramatic?

 

[SaladFork]

I said…

A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes
An awesome sense of humor
A gentle and compassionate nature

Hot can only take you so far IMO.

 

[all the whey]

I said…

A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes
An awesome sense of humor
A gentle and compassionate nature

Hot can only take you so far IMO.

Shit I thought we could only vote for 1. I voted for nice.

 

[musclemom]

Maybe your still married because your husband doesn't argue with you when you are dramatic?

I have no way to prove this but seriously, I am the least dramatic woman I've ever known (now, when I was about 20 years younger things were a little different, but I'm not a high drama/high maintenance type, never was).

As far as my marriage, we don't argue, never have. Arguing means you don't want to see the other person's point of view, or they won't see yours. Frankly, neither of us is very good at being selfish.

 

[all the whey]

I have no way to prove this but seriously, I am the least dramatic woman I've ever known (now, when I was about 20 years younger things were a little different, but I'm not a high drama/high maintenance type, never was).

As far as my marriage, we don't argue, never have. Arguing means you don't want to see the other person's point of view, or they won't see yours. Frankly, neither of us is very good at being selfish.

jk

 

[jack sparrow]

"If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not."

Just being honest.

 

[Razorguns]

"If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not."

Just being honest.

My gf says the same thing about me. lol.

Actually I'M the bitch and drama queen in the relationship. She regularly complains that she's dating a teenage chick. Except I don't carry a Hello Kitty purse.

Much.

r

 

[musclemom]

"If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not."

Just being honest.

Very similar to me, I went with perfect tits/ass/lips/legs/skin and brainless myself

Brains in hot chicks are highly overrated. Ugly chicks can cook and clean ... I mean, heck, remember all the action Uma Thurman was getting at the beginning of the First Kill Bill flick?

 

[jack sparrow]

Actually, the older I get, I really don't even care if they are able to complete a full sentence.

 

[stosstruppe]

I suppose the older you get the more you look for companionship / kindred spirit and what not, so I'd go with sense of humour / intelligence & pleasant face. Heck, let's face it, most womens' bodies seem to turn to a bag of shit once they hit 30+ anyway, unless they're still starving themselves trying to trap a potential husband.

 

[musclemom]

Actually, the older I get, I really don't even care if they are able to complete a full sentence.

At least you have your priorities straight. You're not going around saying "HEY, I really think she's hot, I bet she's intelligent and nice." No, you're saying, "She's hot, who cares what (if) she thinks."

I consider that straight priorities. Don't drool over a hot chick that you don't know and make assumptions about her personality and mind based on her appearance (the old, don't judge a book by it's cover). The odds are the prettier they are, the more they KNOW they are pretty, particularly if they make their living WITH their appearance.

Believe it or not, I gotta go to work. Ciao!

 

[Smurfy]

Is there a choice for a woman with a good sense of humor and not so god damn Dramatic?

 

[Arabian]

This Poll is almost even across the board... Awesome.

 

[musclemom]

This Poll is almost even across the board... Awesome.

Well, actually if you'll notice we do have some definite front runners. Apparently the perfect woman must have the perfect ass and a gentle and compassionate nature, a sharp mind and a pretty face. So those clever broads with pretty faces and nice round asses but stubby cankle legs and a little bit of estrogenic abdominal fat still have hope, that's nice.

 

[cindylou]

I think this proves there are men out there for all of us!

 

[the_alcatraz]

Perfect ass is a close second.

 

[Go For Gains]

Ladys they guys are always in front of you...Just as I learned not to long ago..YOU "ladys" label guys at first site just as much as we do.

I was told I was the type for Blonde hair, blue eyes, BIG boobies...skinny blonde chicks!
Big Boobs helps! .....But not me.

 

[Sub-Zero]

So genuine niceness is not something we need to include in the Perfect Woman Construct, okey dokey.

genuine niceness doesnt let me "overlook" anything.

but lacking niceness, does detract from the physical qualities of a woman.

if we are talking perfect woman, shes got it all...personality of an ugly girl, heart of a poor etheopian, and courage of a lion, with the honor of a dutch nobleman, with the body of a 17 year old early bloomer

 

[Bikini Mod]

if we are talking perfect woman, shes got it all...personality of an ugly girl, heart of a poor etheopian, and courage of a lion, with the honor of a dutch nobleman, with the body of a 17 year old early bloomer

 

[heavy_duty]

Very similar to me, I went with perfect tits/ass/lips/legs/skin and brainless myself

Brains in hot chicks are highly overrated. Ugly chicks can cook and clean ... I mean, heck, remember all the action Uma Thurman was getting at the beginning of the First Kill Bill flick?

I only have one requirement-

"Just don't be a bitch"

 

[cindylou]

If I could be any of those - I would want to have the perfect face I think.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Shit I thought we could only vote for 1.

Me too

 

[heavy_duty]

A good ass can make or break the sexual relations.
more so than tits I think.

 

[the_alcatraz]

A good ass can make or break the sexual relations.
more so than tits I think.

Agreed.

 

[Wulfgar]

You forgot "Loves anal"

cause in the end, that is really all that is important

 

[velvett]

I am stunned by this poll.

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

 

[all the whey]

I am stunned by this poll.

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

So, does this mean you are going to start being nicer?

 

[puddlemonkey]

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

Thats where my vote went. You just rarely see this in women now days and its very unfortunate.

 

[all the whey]

Thats where my vote went. You just rarely see this in women now days and its very unfortunate.

Yeah!

That is why I made the disclaimer. (if one exhisted)

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thats where my vote went. You just rarely see this in women now days and its very unfortunate.

You are merely fishing in the wrong pond.

 

[all the whey]

You are merely fishing in the wrong pond.

OK

What pond should we be fishing in?


(keep it as short as possible)

 

[puddlemonkey]

You are merely fishing in the wrong pond.

I cannot argue this.

 

[Bikini Mod]

OK

What pond should we be fishing in?


(keep it as short as possible)

Depends... what pond you fishin in now? And what bait you usin?

Believe it or not, it is more about YOU (and how you view yourself) than about those other people.

(Short enough fer ya?)

 

[strangebrew]

Dumbest fucking thread ever. Seriously - OP should just kill himself for starting this travesty.

 

[jnevin]

Dumbest fucking thread ever. Seriously - OP should just kill himself for starting this travesty.

woah

 

[velvett]

So, does this mean you are going to start being nicer?

to love me is to know me

the people that know me are no longer here

 

[Cal_21]

Sense of humor
Face
Perfect booty

In that order

 

[musclemom]

Dumbest fucking thread ever. Seriously - OP should just kill himself for starting this travesty.

1. Who the fuck are you?

2. Who the fuck is OP? This is my mutherfucking thread you shit for avatar. You got a problem take it up with me.

And by the way, who the hell are you to come in here and criticize shit? You're busting my chops, you're busting Curvymommy ... if you don't like shit, you put people on IGNORE, that's what the feature is for.

 

[habitualhealth]

Sense of humor
Face
Perfect booty

In that order

i hadn't realized i was so perfect until now. thank you for your posting efforts.

 

[strangebrew]

1. Who the fuck are you?

2. Who the fuck is OP? This is my mutherfucking thread you shit for avatar. You got a problem take it up with me.

And by the way, who the hell are you to come in here and criticize shit? You're busting my chops, you're busting Curvymommy ... if you don't like shit, you put people on IGNORE, that's what the feature is for.

lol, you are smart. I'm strangebrew btw. Hi.

 

[Beachboy6294]

Hard choice but I am a sucker for a woman with a nice ass, stomach, and legs!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

He's just mad he didn't get a birthday thread the other day. Had I known you were gonna finally log in for once I would have made you one, so just calm the fuck down.

 

[Cal_21]

i hadn't realized i was so perfect until now. thank you for your posting efforts.

You'd be perfect if u responded more promptly to my myspace msg. (I can overlook the whole clothes piling thing)


lol

 

[heavy_duty]

Depends... what pond you fishin in now? And what bait you usin?

Believe it or not, it is more about YOU (and how you view yourself) than about those other people.

(Short enough fer ya?)

All this wisdom and . . .

 

[Bikini Mod]

All this wisdom and . . .

suh mokin hot TOO.

 

[BlueBird]

I am stunned by this poll.

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

Ditto.

































But I'm willing to beat those qualities right out of any of you.

 

[Cal_21]

Ditto.

































But I'm willing to beat those qualities right out of any of you.

 

[Tatyana]

I am stunned by this poll.

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

I'm not at all.

Men get just as messed up from bad relationships, if not more, and they often don't have the same sort of support from their mates that women do.


Young men fall in love hard, and young women often don't take first relationships all that seriously.

Really sad, I have a few really great male mates that haven't had a proper relationship since 16, they are awesome, they just don't trust anymore.

 

[velvett]

I've said this before, perfection truly does not exist, it's one thing to fall for someone when you consider their positive attributes whether they be physical or mental but it's another to still appreciate them and love them without condition despite their shortcomings and weakness.

 

[Beachboy6294]

I'm not at all.

Men get just as messed up from bad relationships, if not more, and they often don't have the same sort of support from their mates that women do.


Young men fall in love hard, and young women often don't take first relationships all that seriously.

Really sad, I have a few really great male mates that haven't had a proper relationship since 16, they are awesome, they just don't trust anymore.

So true it has happen to alot of us and jades you!

 

[Cal_21]

I'm not at all.

Men get just as messed up from bad relationships, if not more, and they often don't have the same sort of support from their mates that women do.


Young men fall in love hard, and young women often don't take first relationships all that seriously.

Really sad, I have a few really great male mates that haven't had a proper relationship since 16, they are awesome, they just don't trust anymore.

Damn...you're good.

 

[the_alcatraz]

YESS!!!! Perfect ass is #1

 

[velvett]

I'm not at all.

Men get just as messed up from bad relationships, if not more, and they often don't have the same sort of support from their mates that women do.


Young men fall in love hard, and young women often don't take first relationships all that seriously.

Really sad, I have a few really great male mates that haven't had a proper relationship since 16, they are awesome, they just don't trust anymore.

Makes a lot of sense.

I was one of those girls, I didn't date until 19/20 but I also didn't take it seriously until 28ish.

I'd have to earn the trust of every guy I've dated, if I wasn't needy and glued to them 24/7 they always thought the worst.

I'm still surprised at the poll on this board - maybe the it's the new members here that throw me off because the older members I don't recall being this sensitive.

 

[Cal_21]

Makes a lot of sense.

I was one of those girls, I didn't date until 19/20 but I also didn't take it seriously until 28ish.

I'd have to earn the trust of every guy I've dated, if I wasn't needy and glued to them 24/7 they always thought the worst.

I'm still surprised at the poll on this board - maybe the it's the new members here that throw me off because the older members I don't recall being this sensitive.

Everyone's in pct. (spring cycles to look great by summer)

 

[Go For Gains]

What about SMILE...isnt that important?

What is perfect? is that what we are tring to figure out?...I could tell ya then I have to kill ya!

 

[Beachboy6294]

Yes it's the pct

 

[needtogetarmy]

A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes