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The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Woman Must Have

  • Perfect Tits (do you prefer the silicon one?)

    Votes: 7 20.0%
  • Perfect Ass (tight high and round, we can assume?)

    Votes: 15 42.9%
  • Perfect Skin (nary a pucker nor blemish to be seen)

    Votes: 6 17.1%
  • Perfect Lips (thick and lush to rival Angelina Jolie's)

    Votes: 6 17.1%
  • Tiny Waist (Scarlett O'Hara would be envious)

    Votes: 5 14.3%
  • Looooong Legs (the better to wrap around you)

    Votes: 8 22.9%
  • Long flowing Hair (the better to bury your hands in)

    Votes: 3 8.6%
  • Perfect Body (who looks at the face anyway)

    Votes: 8 22.9%
  • Perfect Face (You want to eat without vomiting, right?)

    Votes: 10 28.6%
  • A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes

    Votes: 14 40.0%
  • An awesome sense of humor

    Votes: 11 31.4%
  • A gentle and compassionate nature

    Votes: 14 40.0%
  • If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not

    Votes: 2 5.7%
  • I can overlook a lot if a woman is genuinely nice

    Votes: 9 25.7%
  • I'm Gay

    Votes: 2 5.7%

  • Total voters
    35
  • Poll closed .
I said…

A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes
An awesome sense of humor
A gentle and compassionate nature

Hot can only take you so far IMO.
 
SaladFork said:
I said…

A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes
An awesome sense of humor
A gentle and compassionate nature

Hot can only take you so far IMO.

Shit I thought we could only vote for 1. I voted for nice. :rainbow:
 
all the whey said:
Maybe your still married because your husband doesn't argue with you when you are dramatic?
:laugh2:

I have no way to prove this but seriously, I am the least dramatic woman I've ever known (now, when I was about 20 years younger things were a little different, but I'm not a high drama/high maintenance type, never was).

As far as my marriage, we don't argue, never have. Arguing means you don't want to see the other person's point of view, or they won't see yours. Frankly, neither of us is very good at being selfish.
 
musclemom said:
:laugh2:

I have no way to prove this but seriously, I am the least dramatic woman I've ever known (now, when I was about 20 years younger things were a little different, but I'm not a high drama/high maintenance type, never was).

As far as my marriage, we don't argue, never have. Arguing means you don't want to see the other person's point of view, or they won't see yours. Frankly, neither of us is very good at being selfish.


jk
 
jack sparrow said:
"If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not."

Just being honest.

My gf says the same thing about me. lol.

Actually I'M the bitch and drama queen in the relationship. She regularly complains that she's dating a teenage chick. Except I don't carry a Hello Kitty purse.

Much.

r
 
jack sparrow said:
"If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not."

Just being honest.
Very similar to me, I went with perfect tits/ass/lips/legs/skin and brainless myself :qt:

Brains in hot chicks are highly overrated. Ugly chicks can cook and clean ... I mean, heck, remember all the action Uma Thurman was getting at the beginning of the First Kill Bill flick?
 
Actually, the older I get, I really don't even care if they are able to complete a full sentence.

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I suppose the older you get the more you look for companionship / kindred spirit and what not, so I'd go with sense of humour / intelligence & pleasant face. Heck, let's face it, most womens' bodies seem to turn to a bag of shit once they hit 30+ anyway, unless they're still starving themselves trying to trap a potential husband.
 
jack sparrow said:
Actually, the older I get, I really don't even care if they are able to complete a full sentence.

StripperFuck.jpg
At least you have your priorities straight. You're not going around saying "HEY, I really think she's hot, I bet she's intelligent and nice." No, you're saying, "She's hot, who cares what (if) she thinks."

I consider that straight priorities. Don't drool over a hot chick that you don't know and make assumptions about her personality and mind based on her appearance (the old, don't judge a book by it's cover). The odds are the prettier they are, the more they KNOW they are pretty, particularly if they make their living WITH their appearance.

Believe it or not, I gotta go to work. Ciao!
 
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