The Perfect Woman

puddlemonkey · May 8, 2008

all the whey said:
Shit I thought we could only vote for 1.

Me too

heavy_duty · May 8, 2008

A good ass can make or break the sexual relations.
more so than tits I think.

the_alcatraz · May 8, 2008

heavy_duty said:
A good ass can make or break the sexual relations.
more so than tits I think.

Agreed.

Wulfgar · May 8, 2008

You forgot "Loves anal"

cause in the end, that is really all that is important

velvett · May 8, 2008

I am stunned by this poll.

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

all the whey · May 8, 2008

velvett said:
I am stunned by this poll.

It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

So, does this mean you are going to start being nicer?

puddlemonkey · May 8, 2008

velvett said:
It's nice to see that men aren't the big heartless toughies they pretend to be sometimes. I would have never guessed the highest count to be a gentle and compassionate nature.

Thats where my vote went. You just rarely see this in women now days and its very unfortunate.

all the whey · May 8, 2008

PuddleMonkey said:
Thats where my vote went. You just rarely see this in women now days and its very unfortunate.

Yeah!

That is why I made the disclaimer. (if one exhisted)

Bikini Mod · May 8, 2008

PuddleMonkey said:
Thats where my vote went. You just rarely see this in women now days and its very unfortunate.

You are merely fishing in the wrong pond.

all the whey · May 8, 2008

BIKINIMOM said:
You are merely fishing in the wrong pond.

OK

What pond should we be fishing in?

(keep it as short as possible)

The Perfect Woman

The Perfect Woman Must Have

Perfect Tits (do you prefer the silicon one?)

Perfect Ass (tight high and round, we can assume?)

Perfect Skin (nary a pucker nor blemish to be seen)

Perfect Lips (thick and lush to rival Angelina Jolie's)

Tiny Waist (Scarlett O'Hara would be envious)

Looooong Legs (the better to wrap around you)

Long flowing Hair (the better to bury your hands in)

Perfect Body (who looks at the face anyway)

Perfect Face (You want to eat without vomiting, right?)

A sharp mind, she really keeps you on your toes

An awesome sense of humor

A gentle and compassionate nature

If she's hot, I don't give a fuck if she has a brain or not

I can overlook a lot if a woman is genuinely nice

I'm Gay

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