The people in the apartment above me...

[billfred]

i am betting she is pretty, but she is claiming to be selma hayek deminsions...that is a big claim and open to my scrutiny IMO.
i'm sure i'm not her type either, cack is not big enough and proly not tall enough nor rich enough to handle the bills

there is no appearance issue here. Dude is partial homo.

Or... as CEO suggest, there is a Coolidge Syndrome in play.

 

[WoodyO]

what's up with the anal worts tag?

speaking of, woody has gotten me hooked on efukt now....this vid is hysterical.

NSFW

eFukt.com | Seriously what the fuck is that


skip to the :25 mark, just what the fuck is that already?

Yeah, I've seen that one. Lol @ It's Kraang from the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

 

[just...v]

hear me out...hot girl, always wanting sex, dude doesn't reciprocate, must be all on the dude? he's gaye, half gaye, small balls, something must be wrong?
that could be the case, but i think it is something:
-related to their overall relationship, v has talked about leaving for another dude, maybe blueshirt has his suspicions of her loyality
-maybe she isn't the sexpot she thinks she is and dude isn't into her
-maybe she is a dead lay
we are only hearing one side of the story

Wait...

When did I say I would leave blueshirt for the other guy? I thought what I said was I had a long standing crush on the other guy, when I saw him again he admitted to me that he had a crush on me. I didn't tell him I was ever interested and walked away and went home to my Blueshirt.

Wow I hope I'm not a dead lay. Never had any complaints

And you aren't hearing all of the story, I can't put everything on the open forum.

 

[redsamurai]

Yeah, I've seen that one. Lol @ It's Kraang from the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

"I got an extra set of testicles, and day jus hangin from my asscheeks"


dude, when I was finally coherent enough to recognize those lyrics I started dying all over again. I mean it dude, that site has some of the gut damn funniest shit i've ever seen in life. Did you see the ragegasm clip or the jooser who premied in like 10 seconds then hit a single bicep for the camera? I was in tears.

 

[just...v]

i'm only seeing the one pic of her in a chair...appears moderatly good looking, but not as hot as she claimed to be (selma hayek look alike not seeing that)
hit it? yep...but definetly not stick around to pay the mounting bills

All I meant was big boobs, small waist, curvy hips. Not your supermodel type. You take everything so literal.

That sticking around to pay my bills comment offends me. Fuck you. I don't let men pay my bills, I do it my fucking self.

I've seen what you look like, you'd never get a chance to hit it. You're right about not being my type. On many, many levels.

Oh and learn to spell.

 

[miplank]

lolololo

 

[WoodyO]

Damn

 

[miplank]

opcorn:

 

[just...v]

By the way Selma Hayek is 5'2" wears a 36C bra, 25 inch waist, and 37inch hips.

I'm a little over 5'4", wear a 34D bra, 26 inch waist and 37 inch hips.

 

[bigbassturd]

Nice saggy titties