The Official Who Is NOT Getting Laid Tonight Thread

[CYBERNIGG]

I think I'll paint some fake red lips on her tonight--you know, I like to role play.

Thats the spirit. Have at it.

 

[Bobber]

What a horrible thread! Yall need to get out more.

 

[BigBazooka]

I got some just 3 hours ago.

 

[Drunken_Weasel]

What a horrible thread! Yall need to get out more.

Not all of us have your luck, or looks.