How about this one....
My dear mom is in a very bad depression, and if she doesn't come out of it, she will probably be put in a nuthouse. Well, one way she can be saved is by being inspired by a very inspirational person. So I went up to my mama and asked her..."mama, what is it that would heal your sickness?"
mama: "My great son, there is only one person that can save me from this horrible sickness."
Great son: "Yeah mama, who is that?"
mama: "Great son, BMJ, this person is one who is a well respected person around the world"
Great son: Yeah mama, who?
Mama: "She is one that will help save my life by inspiring me with HER pictures."
Great son: "Mama, who is this great person?"
Mama: "She runs with the great isles where the vegetables grow...(okay, that was stupid...lol).
Great son: Mama, tell me now!
Mama: This great person goes by the alias Retro/MS.
Great son: HUH?
Mama: You must find her soon or I will be doomed, and maybe worse...be shot-up with a secret drug which will cause me to go crazy and do much harm to animals and vegetables around the world. Then i will DIE!
Great son: Oh mama, let me see what I can do.
Mama: Please hurry BMJ, my time on this here earth is running very, very short.
Great son: Mama, i'll be in my room to find this great person...I promise she will not let you down, and I promise she will save you.
Great son: MS/Retro...if you hear me, please save my mama and all the little animals and vege's around the world. You will be rewarded with many years of stuff and vege's if you do....hehehe.
PLEASE SAVE MY MAMA
Your friend,
BMJ