The "Help EvenSteve Get Laid" Thread.

[Sub-Zero]

im serious. lets help a nugga out

so am i.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol.
sounds like it could work.

Now all I need is a party to attend, and some balls.

dude...no bals needed, just a dick.

partys all the time in college, just walk into one... just be like "i know mike" if anyone asks, "naw not that mike the other one foo"

 

[GoldenDelicious]

does this have to do with the "who will get laid first" thread?

no, i just think you should get laid asap, because youre waaaaaay too hung up on the issue

its just sex..

 

[patsfan1379]

lets do it.

I will put 5,000 Karma on the fact that he doesnt get laid by December 30th, 2005.

 

[Yarg!]

ive used "what compliments have you been given yet?" line with good results.

 

[evansteve]

did u get your screen name from the book

enensteven

no, i didnt even know that book existed.

ive used "what compliments have you been given yet?" line with good results.

interesting line, lol. what kind of reactions have you gotten?

 

[Lestat]

lets do it.

I will put 5,000 Karma on the fact that he doesnt get laid by December 30th, 2005.

you better give odds bro... like a 10 to 1 payout

 

[Yarg!]

no, i didnt even know that book existed.



interesting line, lol. what kind of reactions have you gotten?

i try to find a similar conversation subject, but if there is absolutely no identifible conversation topics i use that line. its generally a smile/perplexed look as they try to figure out theyre being hit on. then 2 seconds later they go "aww... " and start blushing and gushing. then i introduce myself and ask the number. its worked twice, and but ive only asked 4 women their numbers, so someone with more experience can prolly hook you up better.

 

[JayC9]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

lol @ the repeatable 2 step guide to getting laid