The "Help EvenSteve Get Laid" Thread.

[GoldenDelicious]

i say we press fast forward on this fyxgel getting laid business...ill put in $10, lets get a few more guys in on this and make a call

desperate times call for desperate measures

 

[-SD-]

Sweet Mary mother of God. Why did you start this thread

 

[Sub-Zero]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

 

[-SD-]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

Hey einstein, this advice works great for guys who have balls. Remember who your audience is.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Hey einstein, this advice works great for guys who have balls. Remember who your audience is.

u dont need balls, all u need is a working dick.

seriously noone will probably even notice since their all drunk off their asses and worried about their own dicks,

and most likely ull never see the girls again, and if you do just be like "naw girly, you were drunk, thats not how it happened at all, see you tried to kiss me but i wasnt drinking and didnt want to take advantage of a drunk girl so i said no"

 

[will b huge]

just go up to a random girl who isnt getting alot of attention at a party, sit down next to her start talking then stair into her eyes and just go in for a kiss...eithr she pushes u away or she doesnt. if she pushes u away then just be like, fuck u bitch, then go try it on the nex tgirl...eventually one will be horny.


then step 2:
about 30 minutes into kissing, just pull ur dick out and kind of slowly move her hand to it, then if she starts working be like "do u wanna go someplace more private" get a bedroom and fuck her brains out, then if u want a girlfriend get her number in the morning

LMFAO @ step 2

oh man...classic thread here.....LOL

 

[patsfan1379]

im serious. lets help a nugga out

 

[evansteve]

i say we press fast forward on this fyxgel getting laid business...ill put in $10, lets get a few more guys in on this and make a call

desperate times call for desperate measures

does this have to do with the "who will get laid first" thread?

 

[evansteve]

u dont need balls, all u need is a working dick.

seriously noone will probably even notice since their all drunk off their asses and worried about their own dicks,

and most likely ull never see the girls again, and if you do just be like "naw girly, you were drunk, thats not how it happened at all, see you tried to kiss me but i wasnt drinking and didnt want to take advantage of a drunk girl so i said no"

lol.
sounds like it could work.

Now all I need is a party to attend, and some balls.

 

[musclemuscle]

lol.
sounds like it could work.

Now all I need is a party to attend, and some balls.

did u get your screen name from the book

enensteven