Stripper FAQ Thread

[iggy]

So i had some questions about strippers that I was hoping a few of you could answer.

My buddy is turning 21 tonight and we're going out to the strip club. We're bringing a couple of girls with us, but my goal for the night is to bring some of the strippers back to party with us.

What would be the best way to go about doing this?

figured i would make this a FAQ so anyone in the future that has a question about strippers will find this.

 

[Lambruh]

where the spot iggster? i'll bring the rolio's and we'll bag and shag em


Honestly though, strippers r fuckin lame after hours hosts, just get an escort if u wanna peep show on the late. Dancers will snake around your house and try stealin some shit, they're all slimey

hookers > dancers

 

[puddlemonkey]

Love ya Iggs, but you're far too young and gullible, these girls will eat you up and spit you out.

 

[-SD-]

You dont wanna bring any skankass strippers back to someones house bor.

 

[Jon79]

they will all have 3 main stories....

1. cokehead
2. im doing this to pay for school and get my degree
3. im a single mother

so bring a bag of coke and dont listen to the 2 other bullshit stories and your good

 

[jnevin]

Are you hoping these girls will just pick up where they left off and strip at your house or something? Strippers tend to be miserable and damaged people that'll use you and steal your shit. A friend of mine brought a couple to his house to a party and his watch, ipod, sunglasses, blackberry, and a few other things were taken. He has stashed them away too. If you want nakedness, just get escorts to dance around nekkid.

 

[Jon79]

dont u have asian message parlors there? just go there after to bust a nut

 

[puddlemonkey]

I say we let Iggy get robbed so we can get a entertaining thread out of it.

 

[iggy]

doing it for pure entertainment. i've never partied with strippers, plus the girls i'm going with want to.

DJ_UFO has a masters degree in striperology
where's he at?

 

[iggy]

plus puds, i have a keen eye for people stealing, if they tried it i would catch them. believe me, after the gins steal 2k from you, no one steals a penny.