Strip Joint: Worst thing u did and happen to you?

[Bikini Mod]

It's Needto...he's going to hel...but not hell.

LOL

 

[Bikini Mod]

no hun i am going to end up in hell from reading the threads you make.....

Ummmm that is what I said.... wasn't it?

*looks around*

This the BTS board?

*mops sweat from brow*

I thought I was having a mental lapse.... but thank you for straightening me out.

 

[victoria978]

what is a strip joint?

ur joking...............right?

 

[ponyfitness]

One time with a bunch of buddies in perv's row and the feature was wearing a jeweled g-string. She came over and sat in front of me, grabbed my head and pushed it in between her legs and moved it all around.

What she didn't realize was that the g-string sliced my forehead open a couple of times so that when she pulled my head back I was bleeding. Head wounds bleed a lot. She freaked as did my friends and the staff. Looking back it was funny but at the time I was really pissed.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Ummmm that is what I said.... wasn't it?

*looks around*

This the BTS board?

*mops sweat from brow*

I thought I was having a mental lapse.... but thank you for straightening me out.

sweetie i told you to take your prozacs...why are you not listening?????

 

[Bikini Mod]

sweetie i told you to take your prozacs...why are you not listening?????

Dont quit your day job.

 

[needtogetaas]

Mortified them with pussyfarts while half naked? You showed them ay.

lmao.

 

[thelion2005]

When I was at Ford, we'd take a guy who was transfering out to a place on Michigan & Schafer. Dearborn had strict enforced laws about what the girls could do or show, so they really had to charm the audience and that was great for this type of occassion.

I was in charge of such a "Goodbye" for a guy that was not well liked for being a pompus ass. He deserved a party anyway, I guess because it was also his birthday.

The girl that worked the door was more of a Manager and in her 30's ... and lovely. I told her to be extra good to him and gave her $50. She was ... and the guy immediately fell in love. I mean he was a goner!

The cruel part was we all just let him believe it. He never found out. He struted around thinking he was so cool, she had flipped for him.

 

[needtogetaas]

Dont quit your day job.

ya hunny dont stop takeing care of our kids.like this girl did.

 

[Bikini Mod]

ya hunny dont stop takeing care of our kids.like this girl did.

Which girl?

You have kids? Lucky man, you are truly blessed.