Strip Joint: Worst thing u did and happen to you?

[mrdeeznuts]

I got a bad habit of rolling dollar bills so small that the girls with the piercings have my nose in their croch.... just call me freshness inspector

Also have a habit of getting lesbian shows to start with finger fucking and licking going on that isnt supposed to happen

*ps i won't let them perform any type of sex if they offer or try*

worst thing to me was the FUGLY stripper, u know the thicker one that doesn't look all that bad but u ain't wasting money on her.. well this bitch had a crooked eye to go with it. she's like lets go in the back sorry hun don't have enough to back there. of course i dicked my buddy over earlier in the night with another fugly and told him i'd loan him some cash so he could go back with her. well he returned the favor. this crooked eye fugly was getting all wet in the panties and want my cawk. starts taking my belt and shit off reach down for my cawk. good think my cawk has the fugly radar and was smart enough to crawl back inside. she's trying to pull my pants down and going down on her knees. i'm running around a pool table they have in the strip joint trying to rezip and buckle my pants so i can get the hell out of there. this bitch was like a pro linebacker, took me awhile to get out of there

 

[KillahBee]

rather not say

 

[jack sparrow]

I don't even know where to start on this one...I'll have to think about it.

 

[theoak01]

lol I tried to get some big titties stripper to mash my buddies face in her tits,it back fired and she had lotion on them and beat my ass with those tits infront of the entire bar,felt like I got hit by a full grown man those things were so hard. shit stung my eyes also

 

[HardHat87]

I ate a stripper out. Good thing I lots of alcohol to kill all of the bacteria and herpes.

 

[theoak01]

I ate a stripper out. Good thing I lots of alcohol to kill all of the bacteria and herpes.

no way dude thats sick,I nailed a stripper but id never eat one out

 

[HardHat87]

no way dude thats sick,I nailed a stripper but id never eat one out

So I guess I win?

 

[theoak01]

yes you most definately win the sickest mother fucker award, and if your still disease free is be proud of it

 

[Frisky]

i've been to three strip clubs my entire life. I'm a good tipper

 

[HardHat87]

I've been tested often and have not ever had one.