strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

[Gymgurl]

^^^I want this man to move to Michigan

 

[hamstershaver]

I used a cuke for my ex once......he seemed to like it

did you even wait till you got out of the grocery store to use it???

 

[Dial_tone]

I guess the ole squeeze test is out of favor now.

 

[corythosaurus]

^^^I want this man to move to Michigan

*note to self*

Add this to the When you masterbate, what do you think about thread.

 

[Alpine]

I once used the end (handle) of an electric beard trimmer (obviously NOT the one with the blades). When I turned it on and touched her lips she said it kinda felt like a vibrator.

 

[MR.DUMBELL]

i used a handle of a hair brush on my ex grilfriend. this is funny my other ex who was a virgina she told me she loved to use a tooth brush i was like wow thats small. But she was so tight

 

[SoKlueles]

i actually did wait till i got out of the store......he loved it btw

 

[JBRO]

i stuffed a snickers bar up my girlfriends turd hole one time. then we turned on the video camera and she squatted over me and crapped it in my mouth. it looked really cool on video. let me know if you want to see it. ill send it to you.

























































j/k

 

[hamstershaver]

dont tease me like that

 

[JBRO]

seriously though... she did put an egg in her hoonanny and squat down and laid it for me..then bocked like a chicken. then another time she took some pics for me in the doggy style po. she had a pair of vice grips in her ass and puss, one handle in each, and another one with some screwdrivers. and all the normal stuff.. beer bottles, popsicles, whip cream(nasty).