strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

[hamstershaver]

seriously though... she did put an egg in her hoonanny and squat down and laid it for me..then bocked like a chicken. then another time she took some pics for me in the doggy style po. she had a pair of vice grips in her ass and puss, one handle in each, and another one with some screwdrivers. and all the normal stuff.. beer bottles, popsicles, whip cream(nasty).

bwaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa, i need a woman like that

 

[SoKlueles]

omg.......that is kinky......karma for ur gf

 

[hamstershaver]

omg.......that is kinky......karma for ur gf

would you do that?

 

[SoKlueles]

depends on who I was with.......if i was with my last bf.....yes...ex hubby...no

 

[JBRO]

i havent even scratched the surface. i could tell you boys and girls ALL kind of stories.

 

[hamstershaver]

depends on who I was with.......if i was with my last bf.....yes...ex hubby...no

damn we need to hook up

 

[SoKlueles]

do tell JBRO we are all up for more stories

 

[HAYEZ]

in my old girlfriend shoved a remote and my cell phone up her..and that was back in the day when the big flip phones were out ...

 

[BileStew]

Never did clean the leggo off for the kid

LMAO!!!

 

[Athos]

in my old girlfriend shoved a remote and my cell phone up her..and that was back in the day when the big flip phones were out ...

A pussy that can flip channels between two football games and place bets on them with your bookie at the same time?

Now that's talent!