strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

[Deterass]

I used a blowpop sucker once.........slid it in and out and rubbed it on her clit then lick it off and repeat.

 

[SoKlueles]

i love deteras

 

[hamstershaver]

Re: Re: strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

You remind me of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" stetch from Monty Python where the guy acts like a real player but then admits at the end that he's a virgin.

dont be a hamster hater, if i got ahold of your kitty youd follow me around like a lost puppy

 

[SoKlueles]

oh brother....thats what all psychos say

 

[hamstershaver]

one time this girl put peanut butter on my cock then sucked it off then i gave her some anal, the little hamster looked like a recees cup afterwards

 

[SoKlueles]

Once i put whipped cream on an exs ....but it got all hot.....i think the food thing on body parts is nasty. it got all melted and stuff

 

[Dial_tone]

An egg beater

 

[hamstershaver]

An egg beater

my hero

 

[RottenWillow]

An egg beater

The Aunt Jemima treatment.

 

[corythosaurus]

Tootsie pop, and later she started doing this on her own and leaving them for me all gooey and sticky and mmmmmmmmmm, and once a frozen 3-muskateers.