strangest thing you ever inserted in a woman

[hamstershaver]

one time an old gf of mine was babysitting and we were messing around and she was all spread open and i saw one of the kids leggos and started putting it in and out of the kitty she liked it for awhile but when she found out what it was she got pissed and started crying. Calmed her down and bent her over and hit the kitty. Never did clean the leggo off for the kid

 

[SoKlueles]

you arent serious????

 

[hamstershaver]

im always serious, there are lots of kinky women out there that like to get ahold of the gerbil waxer

 

[SoKlueles]

I used a cuke for my ex once......he seemed to like it

 

[TheOak84]

popsicle.. mmm..

 

[hamstershaver]

I used a cuke for my ex once......he seemed to like it

extra large

 

[plowboy]

end of a flashlight.

 

[SoKlueles]

extra large is the best and it gets all warm after being in the fridge brrrrrrrrrrr

 

[hamstershaver]

end of a flashlight.

VERYYYYYYY NICE

 

[RottenWillow]

Calmed her down and bent her over and hit the kitty.

You remind me of the "wink, wink, nudge, nudge" stetch from Monty Python where the guy acts like a real player but then admits at the end that he's a virgin.