Steak and BJ Day!!!!!

[Grumpy Old Man]

Read on miss feisty:

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.


I was telling my lawngnome about this phenomena. His attitude? Damn, you mean most men don't get this most days?

LOL Then I reminded him that he was married to me.

Refund counter is closed.

 

[all the whey]

Wow!

All the girls online here sound perfect!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Refund counter is closed.

Lucky for me, eh?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

Shit... now I have to give TWO bj's this month.

Hubby asked for a bj for his birthday next week.


*sigh*

you already passed that mark before the 3rd of this month, luckily it is a completely renewable and non consumable commodity.


A yup. Lucky for you!

 

[Bikini Mod]

you already passed that mark before the 3rd of this month, luckily it is a completely renewable and non consumable commodity.


A yup. Lucky for you!

So the BJ thing isn't negotiable then?

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

So the BJ thing isn't negotiable then?

Sure, in the car, living room, bathroom, hallway, office, bedroom, parking lot. Wherever ya want.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Sure, in the car, living room, bathroom, hallway, office, bedroom, parking lot. Wherever ya want.

Ummmm that wasn't quite what I had in mind.

 

[stosstruppe]

If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository.

 

[Bikini Mod]

If your woman gives you any bollocks about having a headache on this very special day just say you've dusted your knob in aspirin and she can either take it orally or as a suppository.

 

[jack sparrow]

I wonder if this holiday exists in Australia, or if GD is gonna have to blow up his girlfriend and get out the hand lotion.