Statements/Questions I never want to hear in the gym EVER again.

[GenetiKing]

"I don't wanna get big...just cut. Cuz that's what women like."

- Okay Romeo. There's the treadmill. Have at it, pimp.

"Hey man, how long you been liftin' to look like that?"

- About 20 minutes.

"Dude, what do you eat? Like, do you use those weight gainer shakes that you can get at GNC and stuff?"

- Nope. I just eat a lot of broccoli. Seriously bro. Broccoli is the key.

"I don't know about another set. I don't wanna overtrain."

- Exactly. In fact, why don't you quit training altogether and eat lots of Bavarian-filled doughnuts and butter pecan ice cream? That way, your insulin levels will stay spiked all the time and blood cortisol levels will plummet. You'll be anabolic 24/7. You'll be a man-beast in no time. Promise.

"How much do you bench?"

- A lot. Sometimes I even put plates on each side.

Okay. My daily rant is over.

 

[bignate73]

lol. thats not too bad.

only things i dont like to hear is:

hey boys...nates getting ready to do straight leg deadlifts, c'mon.

 

[GenetiKing]

lol. thats not too bad.

only things i dont like to hear is:

hey boys...nates getting ready to do straight leg deadlifts, c'mon.

lmao! That's nasty bro...

 

[minion]

I can't hear jack past my head phones.

 

[Freak Show]

Those are hilarious. hahaha!

My favorite comes courtesy of the females:
"If I lift weights I get really big."
Sure you do sweetheart, sure you do.

 

[Phemomena]

how's about

"where's that smell coming from"

hehe.. just kidding

 

[Enock]

lol awsome thread

 

[enrage]

I don't want to mess up my knees when I squat, thats why I only do 1/4 squats.

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

hahah....what's that awful smell...lololol

That would be me bro Couldn't hold it...damn shakes!!!!

 

[goahead]

Some dumbass getting suckered into buying overpriced untested foodsupplement, trying to cover up his misstake by claiming after two days of use: "Man! this stuff really works!!!", Funny: based upon this statement other dumbasses start bying the stuff and conspire in the same mistake coverup hehe

Annoying: people that are able and actually DO hold a lively conversation with their training(???)partner while they pull or push some fluffy weight.