A guy I went to high school is in the porn biz. He's done some vids for Anabolic, and he's trying to get his own company going. From what he's told me, the industry is full of complete fuck-ups with maybe half a dozen smart bussness people who actually run things.
My porn name would be Lance Goodthrust. I'd wear a mask like Zorro, and I'd sign a big "L" with my jizz on a chicks back as my "finishing move."