So, when you get drunk and fuck a fat chick

[sardonicone]

Fl;ipping sweet bruh. bang that shit proper liek.

I would, but I'd bet she won't let me.

She'll probably bitch because I decided since the kids I'm watching are 9 and 8 (the 9 year old shares my birthday, how awesome is that) that it was ok to drink while watching them... which means no sex for me.

Plus, she's freaked since she believes she's ovulating now, so she won't have sex with me without a condom.

I have no clue where the condoms are.

Condoms are stupid, yo.

Ugh...

I never get laid. That's probably why last week I got drunk and almost fucked a fat chick.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

booze is gettin' in the way of your layin' the pipe mon.

Poon > Booze

BECAUSE, once you get the poon... you can booze after if you want.

 

[sardonicone]

booze is gettin' in the way of your layin' the pipe mon.

Poon > Booze

BECAUSE, once you get the poon... you can booze after if you want.

No, no I really can't. I'm sober most of the time, and I don't get laid.

However, once I drink, it seems there's a much higher percentage chance that I will.

 

[rocky_road]

you'd have to post a photo for that opinion to be administered.

The former question could have been deciphered.

Lol, just playin.

Anyway, I guess I just want to know whether bodybuilders would consider me fat. I really, want to know, actually. reeeally. so yeah. be honest.


http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/JK_Hooray/croppedfat.gif

 

[caligirl]

This is a great thread.

For the record, I'm not drunk. I am however "getting there"...

I will not be fucking a random fat chick this evening. If I do manage to get laid (highly unlikely) it will be to my wife. She is overweight, but her pill popping frenzy has led to her losing 15 lbs so far.

I'm confused.... YOUR WIFE?? your asking if you should: #1 screw a fat chic? ie, your wife...#2 use a rubber... again.. your wife..? sucks to be you.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

The former question could have been deciphered.

Lol, just playin.

Anyway, I guess I just want to know whether bodybuilders would consider me fat. I really, want to know, actually. reeeally. so yeah. be honest.


http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/JK_Hooray/croppedfat.gif

I'm not a bodybuilder (I don't compete).

I don't consider you to be fat.

 

[rocky_road]

I'm not a bodybuilder (I don't compete).

I don't consider you to be fat.

Thanks for your honesty. I am, but I won't always be. You'll "C" haha

 

[sardonicone]

The former question could have been deciphered.

Lol, just playin.

Anyway, I guess I just want to know whether bodybuilders would consider me fat. I really, want to know, actually. reeeally. so yeah. be honest.


http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/JK_Hooray/croppedfat.gif

You're not fat.

I'm confused.... YOUR WIFE?? your asking if you should: #1 screw a fat chic? ie, your wife...#2 use a rubber... again.. your wife..? sucks to be you.

It does suck to be me. But I wasn't asking if I should screw anyone, let alone my wife. Go back and read my posts.... because I'm rapidly losing the lucidity to coherently reply.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

Thanks for your honesty. I am, but I won't always be. You'll "C" haha

No prob.

well what are you comparing yourself too?

You're not obese. You're much leaner than the average american.

are you going for 13% BF (lean as fuck for females)?

 

[rocky_road]

No prob.

well what are you comparing yourself too?

You're not obese. You're much leaner than the average american.

are you going for 13% BF (lean as fuck for females)?

Going for about 16% within the next 20 years lol, but 18% would be awesome as hell because it would mean I have cleaned up my bad habits. I'm working on a bunch of mental stuff right now, while trying to maintain my current bf. I'm trying to cover all the bases, and at the same time I feel like it will be a lot easier to get lean when i'm living on my own.