So, when you get drunk and fuck a fat chick

[redguru]

condoms are for sailors! rolf...

Those filthy buggers. they go from port to port.

 

[sardonicone]

This is a great thread.

For the record, I'm not drunk. I am however "getting there"...

I will not be fucking a random fat chick this evening. If I do manage to get laid (highly unlikely) it will be to my wife. She is overweight, but her pill popping frenzy has led to her losing 15 lbs so far.

 

[rocky_road]

What do you consider a 'fat chick'? Am I fat?

 

[Jon79]

who cares i just want to get drunk and fuck any chick

 

[SgtSlaughter]

What do you consider a 'fat chick'? Am I fat?

you'd have to post a photo for that opinion to be administered.

 

[sardonicone]

What do you consider a 'fat chick'? Am I fat?

How the fuck am I supposed to know?

I don't see any pics...

 

[FISHTALES]

who cares i just want to get drunk and fuck any chick

sig'd

 

[sardonicone]

sig'd

I'm about there at this point...

Man... where the fuck is the wife?

 

[-SD-]

This is a great thread.

For the record, I'm not drunk. I am however "getting there"...

I will not be fucking a random fat chick this evening. If I do manage to get laid (highly unlikely) it will be to my wife. She is overweight, but her pill popping frenzy has led to her losing 15 lbs so far.

Fl;ipping sweet bruh. bang that shit proper liek.

 

[H_T_]

who's got time to unroll a balloon over their penis??