*raised by damn fool parents who told him engineering was lower than poli sci or international relations degrees.
*cant get into law school because of criminal record and bad morals
*Thinks wall street doesnt care about that pesky stuff and wants to be a derivatives trader
*thinks being a derivatives trader involves getting a engineering or comp sci degree (?), so wants to get "quicky engineering/MBA degrees"
*used to think kids who were into science/engineering were geeks and nerds and now has changed his mind
*still sucks at life
lol